Friday, May 7, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 118

It’s Friday! And we’re drinking Mickeys! Ryan White from the Oregonian came in to chat with us about music, Nickleback (don’t worry, not in a good way) and then we moved onto sports! Nibs Ball Talk had Hockey News, Soccer, Lawrence Taylor update, Will Ferrell, and we had to revisit the GREATEST SPEECH OF ALL TIME – aka the Babcock speech.
Sarah’s news consisted of a woman running over Jesus Christ, a man getting his, um, penis stuck in an uncomfortable place, and a blanket that could save your marriage (though probably not, if you need a fart-muffling blanket to save your marriage you’re probably toast) ☺

Many thanks again to Ryan White, we’re out! Gregs off to go camping and Sarah’s playing softball and then heading to Bremerton. Talk to you on Monday when we’ll have the one and only Aaron Duran in studio! Have a good weekend!


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Better Marriage Blanket (you can't embed it so the link is right here, check it out!)


Will Ferrell, aka Rojo Johnson:




Indians Rant:

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 117


Thursday! Today we chatted about the rest of our Cowboy Spritzer-soaked evening, and an old friend came back into Sarah’s life… her scooter is back! Woo! We also chatted about scooter gangs, an amazing new fan picture, and dry chicken. Not necessarily in that order.

Greg had a potpourri of balls today in Ball Talk – including a disturbing story about a famous NFL player and an underage girl, another dipshit athlete twittering, and a guy pretending to be 16 to play a sport. Sarah’s ‘news’ consisted of vampires, baby manicures, X-Ray genitals, and a would-be bank robber. We ended the show with a new segment – let’s just say that Greg is one of the weirdest (and awesomest) people I’ve ever met ☺

Thanks for listening, be sure to tune in tomorrow when we’ll have Ryan White from the Oregonian on the show!



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Mugshot of would-be bank robber lady:




Anita:


Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 116


Okay, so we wrote the summary of the show before we had many ‘stonaggedons’ and now we are re-writing it. Today’s show, in two words, was FUCKING EPIC. Yes, profanity is needed. For really reals. Alright, here’s what we wrote before:

Happy Cinco de Mayo, folks! Yes, it is a holiday and we are using this as an excuse to day drink. We hopped on down to the liquor store, picked ourselves up the finest (cheapest) bottle of tequila there and headed to the Nibler studios! We chatted about the history of said holiday, had more Mr. Anchor Steam news, and talked Lost briefly. And then drank drinks called “Stonageddons”. They are quite delicious.

Okay, back to post-Stonaggens talk: the fabulous Cort and Fatboy were in-studio today, and it was amazing. We chatted about our lives in radio, losing your virginity, beach sex, childbirth, misshapen heads, ketchup, creepy toys and drink recipes. And that was just in the first segment with them. We went on Greg’s Ball Talk about Los Suns, Dwayne Wade’s wife, soccer death (downer, anyone?), and, of course, the grey ashy penis. Sarah had Entertainment News about Heidi Montag’s boobs, Halle Berry being a nag, WILSON PHILLIPS NEWS, and skelator whore trying to remain relevant.

Be sure to check out Cinco de Lebowski this Friday, May 7th, at the Baghdad Theater with Cort and Fatboy hosting – it’s going to be awesome! Doors at 7, get there EARLY folks. Also, big thanks to our fantabulous sponsor Cassidy’s, be sure to swing by, say hi to Bob, and partake in their amazing happy hour.

Okay, we have more Cowboy Spritzers to drink. We’re out, have a fun night everyone!


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Creepy toy commercial:




Taser Copycat:




...and Greg making "Stonageddons":




Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone!!!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 115


Wow. Today we are both slightly insane. Kicked off the show talking about the “50 hottest women in radio” which led into talking about Greg being in a Beauty Pageant. Really. We also received the most awkward (but thank you for making it for us!) piece of fan art that we’ve ever seen. Judge for yourselves.

Greg had Ball Talk about Shakira, a new book about Tiger Woods, Hockey players being Hockey players, a kid being tasered at a baseball game (woo!), and girls mud wrestling at the Kentucky Derby. Sarah’s Entertainment News was about Lindsay Lohan going into Porn (or is it going into her? Bam! I’ll be here all week.), a candle that smells like a hamburger, and, among other things, a woman whose breasts are so big she couldn’t get out of bed.

Thanks for listening! Have a great day, and May the 4th be with you. Yes, we are nerds. Adios!



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creatively awkward fan art:






Shakria Waka Waka:




Phillie Kid Getting Tasered:

Monday, May 3, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 114

Good Monday to you! Sarah’s back in town from her trip to Louisiana with many stories of hanging out on a movie set and meetin’ some famous folks, as well as being heckled by rednecks and going to New Orleans. We also talked about time travel, an uncomfortable task Greg has to perform, and some listener email about… yes… sweating.

Ball Talk was epically amazing – Greg talked about a huge hockey fight, a HORRIBLE Notre Dame fight song (though it still can’t touch Scott Stapp), and Mindy McCready talking about Roger Clemen’s dong. Sarah’s Entertainment News was about an eel going into an unfortable place (like the back of a volkswagon), Johnny Depp fighting off a mugger, an amazing submission for the Green Lantern theme song, and a breastmilk story – followed by an even more horrifying breastmilk story from one Greg Nibler.

We ended singing karaoke, and we’re out! Thanks for listening, we’ve got a packed week and we’ll talk to you tomorrow!


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Green Lantern theme song candidate:




"Freekbass" performing a Notre Dame fight song. Wow.




...and another amazing Hockey fight: