Friday, January 22, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 51

Wow. This is exactly what I thought it would be.

Today is a drunken shit show. A good show, but a shit show. We started off talking about Sarah's recent single-dom (as of yesterday), and then it deviated into crazy ex-relationship stories and talk of Sarah's awesome new project. We then welcomed the crazy folks from Dublin Down, and talked about Warped Tour, throwing up, and crazy drunkenness. Also, we had Ball Talk where the Nibman regaled us with tales of crazy sportsman, and Sarah had shitshow news about a woman biting her sister's nose off, and an obsessed woman posting billboards trying to get her boyfriend back. Really.

Thanks for listening! We are intoxicated and ready for the weekend, woo! Hope to see you at the Zombie Ball tomorrow night; look for zombie PeeWee and Jem and we'll do shots! Fuck yeah! Oh, and if you heard about it on Funemployment Radio and let the bartender know you get a free irish car bomb! Seriously. It's kind of awesome.

Thanks for listening! We love you long time.

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 50

I cannot stop laughing, holy shit. Okay, get yourself together, Sarah.

Today we talked about bowling (last night was a big competition, Snookie vs. The Situation), lazer tag (Nibler vs. Nibler), and creepy stripclubs all around town - and Nibler has been to most of them. We had Ball Talk with predictions and a tale of a Big Baby, a story about a chicken licker, talked about John Denver, being kicked out of bars, Heidi Montag and her freak face, muppets, Two and half men (really), and had the goddamn most hilarious karaoke segment EVER. Nibler is an evil genius. Be very afraid of him.

Oh, and don't forget that tomorrow we're having Brandon and Tommy in from Dublin Down to hang out with us to make sure we're hung over for the Zombie Ball that is happening this Saturday! Lordy lord, tomorrow is going to be crazy.

As always, thanks for listening! And please, if you only have a few minutes to listen to the show today I must advise to skip to near the end to hear Nibler's song he sings. It is, quite possibly, the funniest thing I've ever heard. Adios!

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 49

It's a fantastical Wednesday, and we finished early to go get ourselves some Big-Ass Sandwiches! So excited and hungry, if you haven't checked it out before today should be the day, because they are donating 100% of their proceeds and tips to Mercy Corps! God bless the Woods. God bless them every one.

Our contribution for the better of mankind for the day? Hilarity! Kind of. We started off talking about calling in sick to work (supposedly people with the name Sarah are #1 for females faking being sick... Bullshit, I say!), then onto the show Hoarders where Sarah confessed what she personally 'hoards' (that's such a creepy-sounding word). Greg confessed his hoarding past, and then we moved on to Ball Talk that specifically dealt with Scottie Pippen and little people, and lots of butts. Literal butts. It was kind of a pervy Ball Talk. Sarah had creepy news including a guy sawing his own legs off, and a creature found off the coast of New York with a strange feature. We then took the GREATEST QUIZ EVER (thanks, Nick!), and wrapped it all up with talks of our zombie costumes. Nibs found his PeeWee costume and he's good to go for the Dublin Down on Saturday; Sarah is still in pursuit of a Jem costume. We are weird.

Thanks for listening friends, we're off to downtown to eat sandwiches with cheese and fries on them!! Word.

BIG THANKS TO TABOR SPACE! CHECK THEM OUT AT WWW.TABORSPACE.ORG

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 48

Hello friends!

Today we were a bit discombobulated since Sarah has construction workers next to her house that start at 7AM every goddamn morning! (grr... sorry for the anger) That led into discussions about noise complaints (which we are both guilty of), creepy tunnels under cities, mole people, Teen Mom (of course), Ball Talk with lots of snowboarding news, entertainment news featuring a shitshow of reality stars.. including one who did enough plastic surgery to herself to look like a cylon. I mean, robot. We also talked about Big Ass-Sandwiches, who tomorrow are donating 100% of their profits (and tips!) toward the Mercy Corps tomorrow, so swing by and get a sandwich and say hi to Lisa and Brian! Also, we're we're getting prepared for the big zombie ball this Saturday at the Dublin Down - we're going on a shopping trip now to pick up our costumes, we are so excited!

As always, thanks for tuning in you fine folks. Have a great Tuesday, we're off to get zombie costumes!

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Jets Fan getting arrested:


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Lady GaGa Bad Romance (Greg hates himself for this)


My Chemical Romance:


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Monday, January 18, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 47

Good MLK day to you all!

Like many of you fine folks, we, too are working on this mighty fine holiday. We can't take Monday's off, because, of course, have Aaron Duran in to derail everything - and it was glorious! We talked about our weekends excursions, as well as going to punk rock shows (and getting into fights), ghosts and ghost stories (of course), horrific stories including a WOMAN BREASTFEEDING A CAT, Greg gloats about picking the final four for the NFL, and us saying some of the worst shit that we've ever said in our lives. Seriously. I feel dirty about today.

Thanks for listening! We love you long time, and we'll talk to ya tomorrow!

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