Friday, April 30, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 113

Hello friends!

Well today’s the day you’ve been waiting for, oh yes indeed, because it’s the continuation of Monday’s show with the one and only Mr. Aaron Duran! You never know how things are going to go when Aaron’s in studio, and this is no exception – today we talked about things ranging from carpal tunnel (we’ve found out a member of the Funemployment Radio show has it! Which one of us is it?? dun dun dunnnn! Yeah, it’s Sarah) to horrific tales that only Aaron could tell. We ended the show with some pretty fucking epic karaoke and then went on our merry way(s).

Many thanks again to our fine sponsors B-Side Tavern and Cassidy’s Restaurant and Bar! We’ll talk to you all on Monday, have fun and safe weekends! Word.

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 112

Today on the show we kicked off by talking about Max Headroom! Oh yes, and sweating. Yes, my friends, both Sarah and the Nibman are sweaters, and we aren’t ashamed of it (we’re pretty ashamed). Sarah met an actor from one of her FAVORITE TV SHOWS EVER yesterday, and Nibs regaled us with tales of weird dreams about gangs and secret codes.

Today in Ball Talk Nibman talked about a Blazers/Timbers connection, as well as Dwight Howard being an idiot, a slutty country singer made a sex tape with multiple athletes, and we made a bet on the Kentucky Derby this weekend – American Lion vs. Discreetly Mine – it’s on. Sarah’s Entertainment News was about PeeWee, an angry woman pulling a Mike Tyson, Brooklynese, and the most disturbing love story we’ve ever read.

We then discussed horrific broken teeth stories that include 40s and doorknobs, and called it a day. Also, big thanks to the B-Side Tavern, who are an awesome sponsor of Funemployment Radio! Swing by any day after 4pm and say hello to them, they’re located at 632 E Burnside, and have the greatest patio EVER – be sure to tell Tanya and Joel hello!

Thanks for listening!



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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 111

Today we recorded a bit earlier, and lack of sleep has made us both a bit delirious! Sarah tried to go to bed early last night, but dancing lesbians kept her up into the night – you’re gonna have to listen to hear what that was about. We both had really weird dreams last night including talking animals and Charlie Sheen, and talked about selling your personal items and how NOT to do it.

Greg’s Balls included Play-off talk, a dude with an OCD habit that’s pretty amusing, more athletes whining on Twitter, and an althete is going to come out of the closet. Before Sarah’s Entertainment News, we had a horrific discussion about chocolate milk and urban legends about it. Holy God. It was terrible. On to the news – today was about Russell Crowe being insane, an actress bragging about not brushing her teeth, a survey that says men prefer cuddling to sex, and the best headline all week.

A big thanks to our awesome sponsor Cassidy’s Bar and Restaurant, swing by and say hello and hit up their awesome happy hour (everyday 4-6 and 10 – 2am)! Thanks for listening!


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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 110


Good afternoon to you! We kicked off the show recounting what we did the night before, Nibs spent last night watching the Blazer game and Sarah went to History Pub at the Kennedy School to hear talk of Portland and it’s sordid history – as always, it was awesome! Much talk of skiing, snowboarding, Nerdy TV night, Twilight (not in a good way), and the Portland Soapbox Derby (woo!)

Nibs’ Ball Talk was about Big Ben, LeBron James is an asshole, a bad soccer play, and how moronic racist athletes should stay off of Twitter. Sarah’s news covers Jesse James dad, who the hell is Justin Bieber, and Amy Winehouse drunkenly falls and injures herself…. because, you know, that doesn’t sound familiar. At all.

We ended playing a game where Sarah reminisced about her childhood and Nib’s had to guess what songs she was playing, and then called it a day.

Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you tomorrow!


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Monday, April 26, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 109


Today was an awesome Monday! You know it’s a good day when you wake up with sharpie knuckle tattoos. We started off with chat about what we were up to this weekend, much whiskey was consumed and Sarah is, yet again, in pain from softball this weekend…. and, perhaps, from falling on a homeless man. Yup.

Gregs Ball Talk had news about the Blazers (woo!), Big Ben and his ashy penis, a completely disturbing video, and a pretty hilarious Tiger Woods cartoon. Sarah’s news: Bret Michaels, Lindsay Lohan continuing to be a shitshow, and cocaine-filled vaginas – thanks for the details, Pam Grier.

Aaron Duran graced us with his presence, and we talked about Batman and, of course, since it’s Aaron Duran, it deviated into a discussion about radioactive sperm.

Thanks for listening folks! We’ll be back tomorrow with a new show, hope you all are having a great Monday. Word.



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....and this is one of the worst things I've (Sarah) ever seen:




Tiger Woods cartoon: