Today’s show: Big-Ass Sandwiches, Geek in the City Radio, Sucks and the City 2, Goonies quiz, umpires should not be country music singers, don’t interrupt a woman watching her ‘stories’, Lindsay Lohan figures out how to drink while wearing her alcohol monitoring bracelet, and a theme song for ‘Romancing the Spammer’.
Thanks for listening, tune in tomorrow for the one and only Miss Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week!
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Today’s show: sunny songs, vitamins, smoking baby, WBC, Waiting for Guffman, tv profanity, Hulk Hogan is a cocoa pebble, a killer cellphone, and vodka eyeballing. Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: Sex and the City 2, bears and snakes dreams, Quantum Leap, Big Ass Sandwiches, unintentional profanity on TV is hilarious, Deco Rum, special guest Cari Carter!, frozen Britney spears, jesse james is a douche, tila tequila is nuts, and Greg sings the most amazing song ever.
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Today’s show: Cassidy’s, Barfly bus adventures, star trek, baseball fights, pee troughs, battlestar galactica, Aaron Duran, Lost cake, lady urinal, bullfight gone horribly awry, no more Mr. Murphy and Tim McGraw is a bad tipper.
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Today’s show: Animal whispering, I don’t cry – my beard grows, hangover, Barfly bus, softball, William Riker, Lance Armstrong had a really bad day, Lohan’s not going to jail (dammit), WBC + Dio = bad idea, and a new Romancing the Spammer – with a surprising twist… and Greg is seriously messed up. For real. One of the emails contains the phrase “mop up my spilled love”.
Have great weekends! Tune in next week when we’ll have Aaron Duran on Monday, and more news about the Listener Party!
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Today’s show: fancy beer, bowling, nobody but Sarah likes Gossip Girl, new forum up!, crazy dreams, douchebags + free gas + threesome = I’m not gay!, Ball Talk, a warrant has been issued for Lindsey Lohan - Best. Headline. Ever., Netflix is scary and psychic, and Ronnie and Sammi take on a romantic comedy.
Thanks for listening! Up tomorrow – a new ‘Romancing the Spammer’ and lots of other fun stuff. Word. We love ya!
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Todays show: Jen Lane from Barfly Magazine, movie-making talk, breaking and entering, no more NFL?, used celebrity underwear on Ebay, an evil genius money-making scheme, sneaky octopi, and a gay-tastic Top Gun play. Listen to hear it all, many thanks Jen Lane and all of you guys for being superfantastical.
See ya tomorrow!
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Hey hey. Today we recorded a bit earlier b/c we’re actually spending the day filming a movie here in town! Hot dog, we’re excited. We chatted about TV, embarrassing jobs we’ve been involved with on TV, and sci-fi. Greg’s Ball Talk had speaks of mother-humpers and mooners, and Sarah’s Entertainment News - all celebrity, all-the-time.
Okay, we’re out! Enjoy your day, we’re off to be in a movie! Woo!
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Hey all! Good Monday to you, it’s kind of a weird one, isn’t it? Anyway, we recapped our weekends, continued with the saga of the magic bat, what happened after the show on Friday night, and, of course, more info about the impending Listener Party!
Aaron Duran, of course from www.geekinthecity.com , came on bearing malt liquor and proceeded to talk conspiracy theories. Greg’s Ball Talk was about ashy grey penis’, a 16-year-old prostitute, and World Cup news! Sarah’s Entertainment News covered Gene Simmons and humping, a man whose weed killed him, and a horrific new product for the ladies- and one of the best soundbites we’ve had in awhile.
Karaoke was a tribute to Dio, and we wrapped it up! Don’t forget that our Listener Party is happening Saturday June 26th @ the balcony bar (the Hawthorne Theater) starting at 8pm. Hope to see you there, and if you’d like to order a t-shirt head to www.funemploymentradio.com , we just got a new shipment in! Hot dog! Talk to you tomorrow!
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Today is a glorious day! We’ve announced when our listener party is, so be sure to listen to the show to find out the when’s and the where’s of what’s going on! Also today we had on a very special guest near and dear to our hearts, whom we’ve both known for years and years – but have never met in person and have never seen his face… listen to find out how it goes!
Okay, post-whiskey: today we had a pluthera of guests on the show, it was amazing and fun and one of the best Friday’s we’ve had… there’s no point trying to summarize the crazy. I’m not crazy, you’re crazy! No, we’re totally crazy.
Many thanks to you all, have awesome weekends!
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Thirsty Thursday! Today we recapped last nights events, including Sarah going to see a play adaptation of the movie Top Gun and Greg fixing a tire – oh, the insanity! We also had a ton of guaranteases since tomorrow we’re making our BIG LISTENER PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT! Woo!
Greg’s Ball Talk was about balls! Sarah’s Entertainment News was entertaining! We’re going out in the sun!
Many thanks to Cassidy’s, a fine sponsor of ours here on Funemploymentradio! Check out their amazing Happy hour menu @ www.cassidysrestaurant.com. Go Timbers!
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Sunshine and rainbows to you all. Last night we went out and played video games, which was AWESOME – chatted about that, Sarah’s softball team and the magic bat, Lost, and the B-SIDE TAVERN (632 E Burnside, stop by and say hello!) We also had a new edition of the romantic saga of “Romancing the Spammer: The saga of Anita and Chester Huntington III”. Greg is broken inside.
Greg talked balls, had news about Charles Barkley calling San Antonio women fatties, Lawrence Taylor claims to have not slept with the prostitute (but does “admit” to other gross things), and the World Cup TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS! (holy crap, you guys come up with some funny names)
Next up – Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week! Wow, we love her. We covered anything and everything from porn star dogs, food carts, BOP magazine, Simpler times, Ron Jeremy, Wilson Phillips, dog parks, and all-around awesomeness. You’ll have to listen to hear the entire hour with her of ridiculousness… wow.
Thanks for listening! Also, be sure to patronize the fine establishment known as the B-side tavern and be sure to tell them you heard about them on Funemployment Radio! We’ll talk at ya tomorrow!
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On today’s show we talked about the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, our brand-new microphone (woo!), and Greg had another encounter with the meth-head neighbors. Ball Talk had news of the Celtics, OSU alchies, Hockey Fight, cheating at golf and a hilarious streaker. Sarah’s news: Drunken sorority fights, the best (worst) song you’ll ever hear about a city in Iowa, and a horrific new product with the tagline that reads “make that bitch itch”. Yup. Oh, and if you google search the phrase “big penis sweatpants” our website comes up. Thanks for the heads up, Ryan.
Thanks for listening! Be sure to tune in tomorrow when have Miss Kelly Clarke from the Willamette Week in-studio to regale us with stories of food carts and happy hours – she’s a rad lady, we’re looking forward to it. Talk to you tomorrow!
Big penis sweatpants.
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Good Monday to you all! Today’s show is amazing. We talked about… well, I think you should just listen to the fucking show. Seriously, it’s gold. And horrific. And kind of amazing. Mothers day + Aaron Duran + lingerie shops on 82nd + Courtney Love +10-year-old Scotch + 3D porn + Ninja Turtles = a whole shiny ball of crunchy Funemployment Radio goodness.
Thanks for listening! We’ll talk to ya’ll tomorrow. Yes, ya’ll. Adios!
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It’s Friday! And we’re drinking Mickeys! Ryan White from the Oregonian came in to chat with us about music, Nickleback (don’t worry, not in a good way) and then we moved onto sports! Nibs Ball Talk had Hockey News, Soccer, Lawrence Taylor update, Will Ferrell, and we had to revisit the GREATEST SPEECH OF ALL TIME – aka the Babcock speech. Sarah’s news consisted of a woman running over Jesus Christ, a man getting his, um, penis stuck in an uncomfortable place, and a blanket that could save your marriage (though probably not, if you need a fart-muffling blanket to save your marriage you’re probably toast) ☺
Many thanks again to Ryan White, we’re out! Gregs off to go camping and Sarah’s playing softball and then heading to Bremerton. Talk to you on Monday when we’ll have the one and only Aaron Duran in studio! Have a good weekend!
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Thursday! Today we chatted about the rest of our Cowboy Spritzer-soaked evening, and an old friend came back into Sarah’s life… her scooter is back! Woo! We also chatted about scooter gangs, an amazing new fan picture, and dry chicken. Not necessarily in that order.
Greg had a potpourri of balls today in Ball Talk – including a disturbing story about a famous NFL player and an underage girl, another dipshit athlete twittering, and a guy pretending to be 16 to play a sport. Sarah’s ‘news’ consisted of vampires, baby manicures, X-Ray genitals, and a would-be bank robber. We ended the show with a new segment – let’s just say that Greg is one of the weirdest (and awesomest) people I’ve ever met ☺
Thanks for listening, be sure to tune in tomorrow when we’ll have Ryan White from the Oregonian on the show!
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Okay, so we wrote the summary of the show before we had many ‘stonaggedons’ and now we are re-writing it. Today’s show, in two words, was FUCKING EPIC. Yes, profanity is needed. For really reals. Alright, here’s what we wrote before:
Happy Cinco de Mayo, folks! Yes, it is a holiday and we are using this as an excuse to day drink. We hopped on down to the liquor store, picked ourselves up the finest (cheapest) bottle of tequila there and headed to the Nibler studios! We chatted about the history of said holiday, had more Mr. Anchor Steam news, and talked Lost briefly. And then drank drinks called “Stonageddons”. They are quite delicious.
Okay, back to post-Stonaggens talk: the fabulous Cort and Fatboy were in-studio today, and it was amazing. We chatted about our lives in radio, losing your virginity, beach sex, childbirth, misshapen heads, ketchup, creepy toys and drink recipes. And that was just in the first segment with them. We went on Greg’s Ball Talk about Los Suns, Dwayne Wade’s wife, soccer death (downer, anyone?), and, of course, the grey ashy penis. Sarah had Entertainment News about Heidi Montag’s boobs, Halle Berry being a nag, WILSON PHILLIPS NEWS, and skelator whore trying to remain relevant.
Be sure to check out Cinco de Lebowski this Friday, May 7th, at the Baghdad Theater with Cort and Fatboy hosting – it’s going to be awesome! Doors at 7, get there EARLY folks. Also, big thanks to our fantabulous sponsor Cassidy’s, be sure to swing by, say hi to Bob, and partake in their amazing happy hour.
Okay, we have more Cowboy Spritzers to drink. We’re out, have a fun night everyone!
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Wow. Today we are both slightly insane. Kicked off the show talking about the “50 hottest women in radio” which led into talking about Greg being in a Beauty Pageant. Really. We also received the most awkward (but thank you for making it for us!) piece of fan art that we’ve ever seen. Judge for yourselves.
Greg had Ball Talk about Shakira, a new book about Tiger Woods, Hockey players being Hockey players, a kid being tasered at a baseball game (woo!), and girls mud wrestling at the Kentucky Derby. Sarah’s Entertainment News was about Lindsay Lohan going into Porn (or is it going into her? Bam! I’ll be here all week.), a candle that smells like a hamburger, and, among other things, a woman whose breasts are so big she couldn’t get out of bed.
Thanks for listening! Have a great day, and May the 4th be with you. Yes, we are nerds. Adios!
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Good Monday to you! Sarah’s back in town from her trip to Louisiana with many stories of hanging out on a movie set and meetin’ some famous folks, as well as being heckled by rednecks and going to New Orleans. We also talked about time travel, an uncomfortable task Greg has to perform, and some listener email about… yes… sweating.
Ball Talk was epically amazing – Greg talked about a huge hockey fight, a HORRIBLE Notre Dame fight song (though it still can’t touch Scott Stapp), and Mindy McCready talking about Roger Clemen’s dong. Sarah’s Entertainment News was about an eel going into an unfortable place (like the back of a volkswagon), Johnny Depp fighting off a mugger, an amazing submission for the Green Lantern theme song, and a breastmilk story – followed by an even more horrifying breastmilk story from one Greg Nibler.
We ended singing karaoke, and we’re out! Thanks for listening, we’ve got a packed week and we’ll talk to you tomorrow!
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