Today’s show: Snookie hunt, Tom Selleck (again!), Ronnie and Sammi take on Indiana Jones, McCay Used Books, Courage, Jack Nicholson is a prostitute, whiskey whiskey whiskey, genitals is the word of the day, man boobs, pockets full o’ soiled diapers are no way to go through life, son, Airline penis, Mickey’s, Bret Michaels tribute, Greg is a thug, and we are crazy. Good-bye!
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Today’s show: Good-bye Blanche, WBC protest, Portland is fucking awesome, I love Luke Perry, God hates Funemploymentradio.com, door-to-door meat guy, listener photos, perfect game ruined, North Korea – still scary, don’t mind the masturbating neighbor on your trampoline, this guy will totally ruin your wedding, and Tom Selleck. Yes, Tom Selleck. Love you long time, tomorrow’s Friday! Woo!
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Today’s show: Naughty bingo, the Hills (really), strange attractions to vapid people, WBC protest tomorrow morning (!), I love luke perry, Greg should write soap operas, Greg writes a soap opera, human on human love, parental polar bears, NHL needs toilet flushers, I speak American, Charlie Sheen’s headed to the slammer, and a man, a plan, a penis - Arby’s. Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: Dennis Hopper, we love Waterworld, threes, Greg eating stuff for money, Chris Christopherson, he lost his heart in the MMA ring, crazy-ass car crash, Spencer Pratt & a tinfoil hat, Jesse James continues to be a douche, your vagina has no acupuncture points, and a big listener party announcement! Thanks for listening, folks!
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Today’s show: Bye Gary Coleman, Alice in Wonderland, tv theme song challenge, Zach Randolph is a moron, impregnated stripper, Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week (not the impregnated stripper), Babysitters club, dragons, Cassidy’s, Steven King, Rose Fest, fried butter, Colt 45, karaoke, and a brand-new romancing the spammer- where Chester reveals a disturbing secret. See ya’ll on Tuesday, we’re taking Monday off! Word.
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Today’s show: Big-Ass Sandwiches, Geek in the City Radio, Sucks and the City 2, Goonies quiz, umpires should not be country music singers, don’t interrupt a woman watching her ‘stories’, Lindsay Lohan figures out how to drink while wearing her alcohol monitoring bracelet, and a theme song for ‘Romancing the Spammer’.
Thanks for listening, tune in tomorrow for the one and only Miss Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week!
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Today’s show: sunny songs, vitamins, smoking baby, WBC, Waiting for Guffman, tv profanity, Hulk Hogan is a cocoa pebble, a killer cellphone, and vodka eyeballing. Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: Sex and the City 2, bears and snakes dreams, Quantum Leap, Big Ass Sandwiches, unintentional profanity on TV is hilarious, Deco Rum, special guest Cari Carter!, frozen Britney spears, jesse james is a douche, tila tequila is nuts, and Greg sings the most amazing song ever.
Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: Cassidy’s, Barfly bus adventures, star trek, baseball fights, pee troughs, battlestar galactica, Aaron Duran, Lost cake, lady urinal, bullfight gone horribly awry, no more Mr. Murphy and Tim McGraw is a bad tipper.
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Today’s show: Animal whispering, I don’t cry – my beard grows, hangover, Barfly bus, softball, William Riker, Lance Armstrong had a really bad day, Lohan’s not going to jail (dammit), WBC + Dio = bad idea, and a new Romancing the Spammer – with a surprising twist… and Greg is seriously messed up. For real. One of the emails contains the phrase “mop up my spilled love”.
Have great weekends! Tune in next week when we’ll have Aaron Duran on Monday, and more news about the Listener Party!
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Today’s show: fancy beer, bowling, nobody but Sarah likes Gossip Girl, new forum up!, crazy dreams, douchebags + free gas + threesome = I’m not gay!, Ball Talk, a warrant has been issued for Lindsey Lohan - Best. Headline. Ever., Netflix is scary and psychic, and Ronnie and Sammi take on a romantic comedy.
Thanks for listening! Up tomorrow – a new ‘Romancing the Spammer’ and lots of other fun stuff. Word. We love ya!
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Todays show: Jen Lane from Barfly Magazine, movie-making talk, breaking and entering, no more NFL?, used celebrity underwear on Ebay, an evil genius money-making scheme, sneaky octopi, and a gay-tastic Top Gun play. Listen to hear it all, many thanks Jen Lane and all of you guys for being superfantastical.
See ya tomorrow!
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Hey hey. Today we recorded a bit earlier b/c we’re actually spending the day filming a movie here in town! Hot dog, we’re excited. We chatted about TV, embarrassing jobs we’ve been involved with on TV, and sci-fi. Greg’s Ball Talk had speaks of mother-humpers and mooners, and Sarah’s Entertainment News - all celebrity, all-the-time.
Okay, we’re out! Enjoy your day, we’re off to be in a movie! Woo!
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Hey all! Good Monday to you, it’s kind of a weird one, isn’t it? Anyway, we recapped our weekends, continued with the saga of the magic bat, what happened after the show on Friday night, and, of course, more info about the impending Listener Party!
Aaron Duran, of course from www.geekinthecity.com , came on bearing malt liquor and proceeded to talk conspiracy theories. Greg’s Ball Talk was about ashy grey penis’, a 16-year-old prostitute, and World Cup news! Sarah’s Entertainment News covered Gene Simmons and humping, a man whose weed killed him, and a horrific new product for the ladies- and one of the best soundbites we’ve had in awhile.
Karaoke was a tribute to Dio, and we wrapped it up! Don’t forget that our Listener Party is happening Saturday June 26th @ the balcony bar (the Hawthorne Theater) starting at 8pm. Hope to see you there, and if you’d like to order a t-shirt head to www.funemploymentradio.com , we just got a new shipment in! Hot dog! Talk to you tomorrow!
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Today is a glorious day! We’ve announced when our listener party is, so be sure to listen to the show to find out the when’s and the where’s of what’s going on! Also today we had on a very special guest near and dear to our hearts, whom we’ve both known for years and years – but have never met in person and have never seen his face… listen to find out how it goes!
Okay, post-whiskey: today we had a pluthera of guests on the show, it was amazing and fun and one of the best Friday’s we’ve had… there’s no point trying to summarize the crazy. I’m not crazy, you’re crazy! No, we’re totally crazy.
Many thanks to you all, have awesome weekends!
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Thirsty Thursday! Today we recapped last nights events, including Sarah going to see a play adaptation of the movie Top Gun and Greg fixing a tire – oh, the insanity! We also had a ton of guaranteases since tomorrow we’re making our BIG LISTENER PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT! Woo!
Greg’s Ball Talk was about balls! Sarah’s Entertainment News was entertaining! We’re going out in the sun!
Many thanks to Cassidy’s, a fine sponsor of ours here on Funemploymentradio! Check out their amazing Happy hour menu @ www.cassidysrestaurant.com. Go Timbers!
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Sunshine and rainbows to you all. Last night we went out and played video games, which was AWESOME – chatted about that, Sarah’s softball team and the magic bat, Lost, and the B-SIDE TAVERN (632 E Burnside, stop by and say hello!) We also had a new edition of the romantic saga of “Romancing the Spammer: The saga of Anita and Chester Huntington III”. Greg is broken inside.
Greg talked balls, had news about Charles Barkley calling San Antonio women fatties, Lawrence Taylor claims to have not slept with the prostitute (but does “admit” to other gross things), and the World Cup TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS! (holy crap, you guys come up with some funny names)
Next up – Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week! Wow, we love her. We covered anything and everything from porn star dogs, food carts, BOP magazine, Simpler times, Ron Jeremy, Wilson Phillips, dog parks, and all-around awesomeness. You’ll have to listen to hear the entire hour with her of ridiculousness… wow.
Thanks for listening! Also, be sure to patronize the fine establishment known as the B-side tavern and be sure to tell them you heard about them on Funemployment Radio! We’ll talk at ya tomorrow!
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On today’s show we talked about the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, our brand-new microphone (woo!), and Greg had another encounter with the meth-head neighbors. Ball Talk had news of the Celtics, OSU alchies, Hockey Fight, cheating at golf and a hilarious streaker. Sarah’s news: Drunken sorority fights, the best (worst) song you’ll ever hear about a city in Iowa, and a horrific new product with the tagline that reads “make that bitch itch”. Yup. Oh, and if you google search the phrase “big penis sweatpants” our website comes up. Thanks for the heads up, Ryan.
Thanks for listening! Be sure to tune in tomorrow when have Miss Kelly Clarke from the Willamette Week in-studio to regale us with stories of food carts and happy hours – she’s a rad lady, we’re looking forward to it. Talk to you tomorrow!
Big penis sweatpants.
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Good Monday to you all! Today’s show is amazing. We talked about… well, I think you should just listen to the fucking show. Seriously, it’s gold. And horrific. And kind of amazing. Mothers day + Aaron Duran + lingerie shops on 82nd + Courtney Love +10-year-old Scotch + 3D porn + Ninja Turtles = a whole shiny ball of crunchy Funemployment Radio goodness.
Thanks for listening! We’ll talk to ya’ll tomorrow. Yes, ya’ll. Adios!
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