Today’s show: New studio!, milk-packing district, Listener party 12 days away, romancing the spammer announcement, softball game (we won! Woo!), we are apparently “unemployed douchebags”, True Blood was fan-fucking-tastic, Rickets (the good kind), World cup and annoying horns, Big Ben, The sausage king is dead (no, not Abe Froman), Glee porn, seductive cow, oops I pooped my pants, Poker show (dammit), and rats in the city. Thanks for listening, all, we really do appreciate each and every one of you. Love you long time!
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Today’s show: last day in the Nibler studios, TOMMY WISEAU!!!!, cabbie confessions, Larry David & jury duty, Battlestar Galactica song that Sarah wrote, Gavin Wells, Finding Grandpa, small balls, accidental soft-core porn, Courage Rawks, and tall boy coozies make it look bigger. Thanks for listening folks, happy weekend!
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Sarah's Battlestar Galactica song lyrics, to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody":
Is this the future? Is Caprica really gone? Nuclear wasteland, no escape from the cylons Open your eyes, there’s spies all around who see… Human emotions, they have no sympathy Because cylons look just like you Sunny day, impending doom Caprica is no more, who will save humannnity? Let’s see…..
Odama, not just a man A lord among his peers, every single person fears Leading…. Them into victory But now that theres no caprica, where to? Spaceship…..oooooooooooo Chasing dreams of planet earth If they don’t find the earth before the cylons They’ll be gone, and cylon…humans will be left
It’s too late! Earth is destroyed Their dreams are torn to shreds Kara thrace is probably dead Goodbye, dirty planet We’ve got to go Got to leave your scorched remains and carry on Odama!! Oooooooooo! By god he’s got a plan Wait, I think that some of you still might be cylons!
Today’s show: Welcome our new sponsor Tanker!, new beer coozy’s!, feeling old, Jury Duty, don’t listen to Funemployment Radio on your speakers in your cubicle at work when we’re talking about tourette’s syndrome because your boss will most definitely be mad at you, big table, hockey cry baby, Sarah wrote a song about Battlestar Galactica, weight lifter projectile, milky mother, voice demos, never leave your house without a big pile of brown hair, and don’t take candy from the cross-dressing man carrying a big stick. Not that one! Pervos.
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Today’s show: Come on Marlins, Shutter Island, Curb your Enthusiasm, tourettes, fuck shit fuck fuck, creepy roommates, letters to Jesus, what do Greg and Sarah look like in real life?, Battlestar Galactica song, grey ashy penis, vomit-filled condoms (ew), UK vs. US, grifters, World of Crazy news, Bob Johnson reality show, Britney Spears get all molesty, taser sex, and big girls need love too. Thanks for listening! Lala.
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Today’s show: Listener party VIP, new studio, dog painting, the Net, embarrassing email address, Babysitters Club, baseball baby beer, no sex for soccer, it took longer than expected but it finally did!, cougar might take on new meaning with this discovery, and do I have a small Vietnamese man in my speaker? Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: Listener party info, softball, crazy homeless people, joke for a smoke, Tiger Woods can’t control his balls, Nascar dude just won’t learn his lesson, Tila Tequila is a waste of space, Jesus on the interstate, Aaron Duran of geekinthecity.com, Audible.com, Four Loco and whorehouses. Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: Snookie hunt, Tom Selleck (again!), Ronnie and Sammi take on Indiana Jones, McCay Used Books, Courage, Jack Nicholson is a prostitute, whiskey whiskey whiskey, genitals is the word of the day, man boobs, pockets full o’ soiled diapers are no way to go through life, son, Airline penis, Mickey’s, Bret Michaels tribute, Greg is a thug, and we are crazy. Good-bye!
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Today’s show: Good-bye Blanche, WBC protest, Portland is fucking awesome, I love Luke Perry, God hates Funemploymentradio.com, door-to-door meat guy, listener photos, perfect game ruined, North Korea – still scary, don’t mind the masturbating neighbor on your trampoline, this guy will totally ruin your wedding, and Tom Selleck. Yes, Tom Selleck. Love you long time, tomorrow’s Friday! Woo!
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Today’s show: Naughty bingo, the Hills (really), strange attractions to vapid people, WBC protest tomorrow morning (!), I love luke perry, Greg should write soap operas, Greg writes a soap opera, human on human love, parental polar bears, NHL needs toilet flushers, I speak American, Charlie Sheen’s headed to the slammer, and a man, a plan, a penis - Arby’s. Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: Dennis Hopper, we love Waterworld, threes, Greg eating stuff for money, Chris Christopherson, he lost his heart in the MMA ring, crazy-ass car crash, Spencer Pratt & a tinfoil hat, Jesse James continues to be a douche, your vagina has no acupuncture points, and a big listener party announcement! Thanks for listening, folks!
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Today’s show: Bye Gary Coleman, Alice in Wonderland, tv theme song challenge, Zach Randolph is a moron, impregnated stripper, Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week (not the impregnated stripper), Babysitters club, dragons, Cassidy’s, Steven King, Rose Fest, fried butter, Colt 45, karaoke, and a brand-new romancing the spammer- where Chester reveals a disturbing secret. See ya’ll on Tuesday, we’re taking Monday off! Word.
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Today’s show: Big-Ass Sandwiches, Geek in the City Radio, Sucks and the City 2, Goonies quiz, umpires should not be country music singers, don’t interrupt a woman watching her ‘stories’, Lindsay Lohan figures out how to drink while wearing her alcohol monitoring bracelet, and a theme song for ‘Romancing the Spammer’.
Thanks for listening, tune in tomorrow for the one and only Miss Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week!
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Today’s show: sunny songs, vitamins, smoking baby, WBC, Waiting for Guffman, tv profanity, Hulk Hogan is a cocoa pebble, a killer cellphone, and vodka eyeballing. Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: Sex and the City 2, bears and snakes dreams, Quantum Leap, Big Ass Sandwiches, unintentional profanity on TV is hilarious, Deco Rum, special guest Cari Carter!, frozen Britney spears, jesse james is a douche, tila tequila is nuts, and Greg sings the most amazing song ever.
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Today’s show: Cassidy’s, Barfly bus adventures, star trek, baseball fights, pee troughs, battlestar galactica, Aaron Duran, Lost cake, lady urinal, bullfight gone horribly awry, no more Mr. Murphy and Tim McGraw is a bad tipper.
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Today’s show: Animal whispering, I don’t cry – my beard grows, hangover, Barfly bus, softball, William Riker, Lance Armstrong had a really bad day, Lohan’s not going to jail (dammit), WBC + Dio = bad idea, and a new Romancing the Spammer – with a surprising twist… and Greg is seriously messed up. For real. One of the emails contains the phrase “mop up my spilled love”.
Have great weekends! Tune in next week when we’ll have Aaron Duran on Monday, and more news about the Listener Party!
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Today’s show: fancy beer, bowling, nobody but Sarah likes Gossip Girl, new forum up!, crazy dreams, douchebags + free gas + threesome = I’m not gay!, Ball Talk, a warrant has been issued for Lindsey Lohan - Best. Headline. Ever., Netflix is scary and psychic, and Ronnie and Sammi take on a romantic comedy.
Thanks for listening! Up tomorrow – a new ‘Romancing the Spammer’ and lots of other fun stuff. Word. We love ya!
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Todays show: Jen Lane from Barfly Magazine, movie-making talk, breaking and entering, no more NFL?, used celebrity underwear on Ebay, an evil genius money-making scheme, sneaky octopi, and a gay-tastic Top Gun play. Listen to hear it all, many thanks Jen Lane and all of you guys for being superfantastical.
See ya tomorrow!
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Hey hey. Today we recorded a bit earlier b/c we’re actually spending the day filming a movie here in town! Hot dog, we’re excited. We chatted about TV, embarrassing jobs we’ve been involved with on TV, and sci-fi. Greg’s Ball Talk had speaks of mother-humpers and mooners, and Sarah’s Entertainment News - all celebrity, all-the-time.
Okay, we’re out! Enjoy your day, we’re off to be in a movie! Woo!
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Hey all! Good Monday to you, it’s kind of a weird one, isn’t it? Anyway, we recapped our weekends, continued with the saga of the magic bat, what happened after the show on Friday night, and, of course, more info about the impending Listener Party!
Aaron Duran, of course from www.geekinthecity.com , came on bearing malt liquor and proceeded to talk conspiracy theories. Greg’s Ball Talk was about ashy grey penis’, a 16-year-old prostitute, and World Cup news! Sarah’s Entertainment News covered Gene Simmons and humping, a man whose weed killed him, and a horrific new product for the ladies- and one of the best soundbites we’ve had in awhile.
Karaoke was a tribute to Dio, and we wrapped it up! Don’t forget that our Listener Party is happening Saturday June 26th @ the balcony bar (the Hawthorne Theater) starting at 8pm. Hope to see you there, and if you’d like to order a t-shirt head to www.funemploymentradio.com , we just got a new shipment in! Hot dog! Talk to you tomorrow!
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