Friday, February 12, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 65

Happy Friday (or Day 5, according to Nibler’s pills)! We have such sights to show you.

Today we were both feeling a lot better; sun is shining, the Nibman’s pneumonia is almost gone, and Sarah got her new computer! Nibs woke up this morning ready to be productive – until a broken sink stopped him in his tracks. Today we talked about ghosts (Nibler’s brother just had an experience – what is it with people who spend a lot of time with him?), Arrested Development, My New Vice (awesome local band playing tonight @ Plan B!), and, of course, Dolly Parton.

In Ball Talk Nibler covered everything from the impending Olympic games to the NBA All-Star game, and Sarah covered Alec Baldwin, John Mayer (even more douchey than yesterday, and we have exclusive audio on him!) as well as a naked Snooki.

To round out the show, we decided to do one more edition of “Ronnie and Sammi read movie scripts”; today, we highlighted one of our favorite TV shows of all time… and it was kind of disturbing.

Have a great weekend, everyone! Thanks for sticking with us through an… interesting couple of weeks. We love you all.
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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 64

We couldn’t figure out what day it is, but Niblers pill box says it’s Day 4 so there you go. Happy Day 4, all!

Today we were a bit less crazy than yesterday, but still crazy nonetheless. Sarah finally finished Season 3 of Battlestar Galactica (holy crap), and we gave a HUGE spoiler alert for you fine folks that haven’t watched it yet. We also talked (again) about ghosts, karaoke with creepy people, had a LOST recap with Mr. Chris Patyk calling in from Arizona, Ball Talk featuring hot Olympics chicks, taunting althetes with fast food and peepholes. Today was a very special day for Sarah in her Entertainment News because, yes, my friends, she’s no longer a pedophile! Oh wait, that sounds wrong. What we meant to write is that the hot piece of LEGAL meat known as Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black from Twilight) is 18 today! Hot dog! So you’re sayin’ there’s a chance! Not really. She also talked about someone from Jersey Shore getting even bigger boobs, and we had a long discussion about how men get pregnant. Yes, we are really that dumb.

We also had our second installment of “Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart read movie scripts”– let’s just say it’s a script from a pretty well known movie. Ah, it’s glorious.

All right friends, thanks for listening, and be sure to swing by the B-side Tavern (at 632 E. Burnside) and say hi, have a beer, and thank them for sponsoring our show! We’re out!


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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 63


It’s Wednesday! And kind of grey and icky outside
, but that’s okay because inside of the Nibler studios it’s all sunshine and crazy!

Sarah and Greg were both delirious today for different reasons – Nibs is still drugged up and sick with pneumonia, and Sarah stayed over at her friends house who was out of town – and his place is haunted. For really reals. Listen to the show for details, but some stuff happened to make her leave running at 5:00 in the morning. Also today, we talked Battlestar Galactica (and how those bastards put KEY PLOT POINTS in the summary on the back of the DVD boxes – ruining episodes that you haven’t seen yet. Grr.), The Biggest Loser (that Katie is obsessed with), Ball Talk where Nibs discusses Thunder (The?), Pac-10, swooshes, and flying in snow to Canada for the Olympics. Sarah had entertainment news where she talks about John Mayer being a douchebag, a dead celebrities hair for sale, and a story of the worst part of your body (if you’re a dude) to get punctured.

Thanks for listening to our crazy! We’ll be back tomorrow with more shenanigans so we’ll talk to you then ☺


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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 62

…and we’re back!

So, the Nibman was feeling under the weather this weekend and for good reason – he’s got pneumonia. Yes, my friends, the Nibman is indeed human and has been battling a 104 degree temperature and has fluid in his lungs. Ew. Rest assured though, he’s a tough one and we met up today to do a show!

For the most part, we talked a lot about the Super Bowl (and the fact that Sarah won the bet! Woo!), talked about our weekends, being sick without health insurance, scooters, Titanic (Sarah’s sick movie), p.s. I love you (seriously, a GREAT movie!), wisdom teeth, Michael Jackson, pee in a bottle, jars o’ poo (we’re 12), and, of course, Jersey Shore. Yes, it’s scattered and random but so are our lives and brains today, so bear with us!

Thanks for listening! We’ll talk to ya’ll tomorrow.


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Monday, February 8, 2010

Funemployment Radio Sick Day

Hey there, folks!
So, the Nibman is hilariously delirious and battling a 104 degree temperature so we're not going to do a show today, but shall be back tomorrow. hope you all had good weekends!

Friday, February 5, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 61

Good Friday to you folks!

Okay, so today kind of deviated into a drunken shitshow. Yes, my friends, we’ve had quite the tumultuous week and decided to end it by Nibs surprising Sarah with a bottle of whiskey! We started the show with talk of crazy dreams that we’ve both had (and many of them overlap, which is kind of weird), and spoke about being fired, animals, the Puppy Bowl (um, not like anything else is happening this weekend, right? Right!), and Arrested Development. Oh, and scooters and food stamps and Irish punk. Word.

Nibman had a brand-new Ball Talk where he talked about poop shoots, and Sarah had entertainment news including Charlie Sheen and laced meatballs. Really.

Thanks for listening, buddies! We are slightly drunk and ready for the weekend. It’s been a bit of a week; thanks for sticking with us! Okay, we’re off to drink beer in the backyard. PEACE. Yes, I really wrote that.



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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 60

Happy Thursday, friends!

Today’s show is a bit more upbeat than yesterdays, rest assured. We started off talking about our previous night’s excursions, which led into discussions of waterparks, pushing kids out of the way (Nibler), pretending to have a kid so you can go on a waterslide (Sarah), Mexican strippers, and Columbian druglords. Really.

Nibs had a new Ball Talk where we had discussions about the Blazer/Jazz game yesterday (they got SPANKED) and about Tim Tebow, who continues to be a giant douchebag. Sarah had Entertaining News which dealt with Jersey Shore, a famous model trying to give ‘blowjobs for bail’, and a creepy as fuck looking dude exposing himself all over St. Helens – don’t worry ladies, he’s been caught – and has a HILARIOUS mugshot.

Thanks for listening guys, and thanks for all of your well-wishes on what was a pretty difficult day yesterday. You all rule. So say we all.


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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 59

Hey there, folks.

Today was a bit of a somber day here in the studios and since we always speak honestly with you fine folks here it is. Yesterday Sarah found out about the death of a good friend, and it’s been a bit rough but we want to be here for you all. We want each and every one of you to know how important you are to us.

Okay! Whew. That was kind of a tough one to write. Anyway, after addressing what’s going on in our lives, we had a phone call from the one and only Chris Patyk, who now lives and works in Tuscon, AZ! Yes, long-time listeners, he did call to discuss last nights episode of ….LOST! It was kind of amazing. And Nibler’s eyes were glazed over the whole time. We then moved onto a substantially less-dorky subject – Ball Talk! Nibs made his Super Bowl predictions and there is a new bet in place between him and Sarah to see who will win…. what are the stakes for this one? You’ll have to listen to find out. We also had entertainment news that included news of not one, not two, but THREE giant douchebags! Here’s to you, Mel Gibson.

As always, thanks for listening. We appreciate each and every one of you, and are honored that you spend time listening to our podcast. We are grateful to you, and to everyone in our lives, past and present.

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 58

Hello Tuesday!

So today's episode......was EPIC! And, also involved more porn talk....seriously, starting to wonder about us.

We had special guest Eric Tonsfeldt of the band Amadan on the show today! He is a long time friend of Greg Nibler and among other things, they somehow regaled us of German parties and the epic story of "Mr. Happy". You'll have to listen to find out.

Also, a Ball Talk edition involving Roided out Douchebags, Entertainment News involving the Situation and talk of the Sex Robot named Roxy. Wow!

We'll back tomorrow with Chris Patyk who will join Sarah in a Lost Recap and many other epic conversations! Here's hoping there is (no) more porn talk!

Off on a beer run and talk to you tomorrow!

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Monday, February 1, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 57

Happy Monday, folks! Holy crap today is fucking ridiculous. Seriously.

So, we all had quite the weekends, which you’ll have to hear the gist of on the show. Oh yes, Sarah is single and went on a date this weekend – hilarity ensued. Also, we both went karaoke-ing this weekend with some old co-workers, and treated them to a special rendition of “Sometimes Good-bye is a Second Chance”. It was glorious, and we have the video to prove it. Since today is Monday, we did, of course, have Aaron Duran in to make our show a complete shitshow. Yes, friends, we deviated into porn talk, sex talk, Ball Talk (in more ways than one), and the fact that Aaron and Sarah are never-nudes. Um, yes. Also, we chatted about nude beaches and nipples. It was the most perverted show we’ve ever had.

Thanks for listening! Although today, I’m not sure you want to. We love you.

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Friday, January 29, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 56

Lordy lord, it's Friday! Wow, last night was a long one.

So we did it! We met Daniel Baldwin! And he's going to come on Funemployment Radio sometime in the near future! And he was super cool! Okay, that's enough exclamation points. Last night we attended the Portland Music Awards at the Crystal Ballroom that features such celebrities as... Daniel Baldwin! And that's pretty much it. Lots of good music, met a lot of fantastic folks, and had many jello shot and had an all around good time. Today on the show we recapped the previous nights excursions, and talked about Jersey Shore, Taco Bell (I know, we are all class here), irish music, Daniel Baldwin, Ball Talk, a man kissing a chicken on a subway, a horrible Lady GaGa parody video, and Greg shaved his beard into a really creepy mustache called the Franz Joseph (Oh, and we recorded every rip-roaring second of it, folks). Yes, dreams can come true, and yours will today because you get to hear someone SHAVING THEIR BEARD IN REAL TIME! HOT DOG! Did I mention we met Daniel Baldwin?

Thanks for listening, have a fantastical weekend!!

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 55

It's Pammy's Day! And Sarah does not seem to want to ever part with her sequined dress.

Tonight Sarah will be representing Willamette Week (along with her buddy Jay Horton) at the PMA's... hosted by Daniel Baldwin! Ah, it's going to be glorious. And giving into the true team spirit, she is going to bring the Nibman himself to represent Funemployment Radio in the media room! Woo! Okay, I've had too much caffeine.

Okay, so today we spoke about tonight (of course), the Blazer game from last night, standing too close to cliffs, hiking (hmm), John Edwards, Lady GaGa, a slew of celebrity deaths (RIP Salinger, Zinn & Rubinstein), Jay Leno (douchebag), horrible athletes who beat their pregnant wives, and, of course, we talked about the man of the hour - Daniel Baldwin. At great length. I think that we have sealed the fact with the things we said today that we'll never have him on the show, but here's hoping! Greg is going to do whatever it takes to get him to be a guest when he meets him tonight. WHATEVER IT TAKES! Ew, not that.

Thanks for listening! We're off to get pretty for the festivities tonight, tune in tomorrow to hear about our shenanigans!


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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Funemployment Radio Episode 54

Happy Wednesday, folks!

Today Greg tried to regain his manliness by telling stories of sky-diving and being in bands... and then he failed when we started talking about museums. And it was kind of awesome. We also covered Dong-gate 2010, as well as found out our pimp names, talked about Sarah being in the Willamette Week (check her out in the Head Out section!), beard talk, and also chatted about Charlie Sheen's crack-smoking wife (literally), Dustin Diamond reveals secrets about the cast of Saved by the Bell (there are some juicy ones), and we talk about our favorite artists. Seriously. Painty-kind, not singy-kind. We ended the show with a rousing chant to Nibler's manhood. Because, you know, he is quite manly.

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 53

We like Tuesdays better than Mondays (minus the fact we had Aaron Duran on yesterday and he was awesome!)

Today we introduced our newest sponsor who we are super fucking stoked about, which is the B-Side Tavern on 6th and E. Burnside! Be sure to swing by there this Wednesday for their 4-year anniversary, where they'll have drink specials and a live DJ, and if any of you know Tanya and Joel stop by and say hi, you know how hard they've worked to make this the raddest bar ever! Okay, I digress - today we also had many conversations about yes, Lady GaGa, the Portland Music Awards (which Sarah is doing red carpet interviews for the Willamette Week for!), Greg Oden's Dong (no, not a new band in town), voting, pregnant man, JWoww, Battlestar (of course, sorry to you folks that have already watched it!), Tiger Woods, Tila Tequila (ugh), and a fantastical karaoke song that we've both been obsessed with for awhile but were too nervous to sing. We got over the nerves and sang it today. It was terrible.


Hope you all are having a fantastic day in the semi-sun (if you're in Portland!). We'll see your pretty faces tomorrow. That's right. We can watch you while you listen. Don't be afraid. I like your shirt..

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 52















Good Monday to you all!

This weekend was the zombie ball at Dublin Down and it was fantastical! Thanks to all of you fabulous folks who came out to hang out in amazing costumes, we had so much fun and hope you all did as well! After giving a wrap-up of our weekends goings-on we chatted about Battlestar Galactica (of course), Dead Like Me, Outlook Portland (we were on it yesterday!), Aaron Duran from Geek in the City came in to talk to us in his usual inappropriate manor including telling one of the most horrific stories we've EVER heard. Holy crap. We also sang some karaoke inspired by said Aaron Duran story, and had a brand new Ball Talk where Greg had to admit that he was wrong on his picks for the NFL this past weekend. In entertainment news there were two (semi) celebrities who were arrested over the weekend, plus an update on the never-ending Tiger Woods saga that is pretty hilarious.

As always, thanks for listening! We'll chat with you tomorrow :)

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Friday, January 22, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 51

Wow. This is exactly what I thought it would be.

Today is a drunken shit show. A good show, but a shit show. We started off talking about Sarah's recent single-dom (as of yesterday), and then it deviated into crazy ex-relationship stories and talk of Sarah's awesome new project. We then welcomed the crazy folks from Dublin Down, and talked about Warped Tour, throwing up, and crazy drunkenness. Also, we had Ball Talk where the Nibman regaled us with tales of crazy sportsman, and Sarah had shitshow news about a woman biting her sister's nose off, and an obsessed woman posting billboards trying to get her boyfriend back. Really.

Thanks for listening! We are intoxicated and ready for the weekend, woo! Hope to see you at the Zombie Ball tomorrow night; look for zombie PeeWee and Jem and we'll do shots! Fuck yeah! Oh, and if you heard about it on Funemployment Radio and let the bartender know you get a free irish car bomb! Seriously. It's kind of awesome.

Thanks for listening! We love you long time.

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 50

I cannot stop laughing, holy shit. Okay, get yourself together, Sarah.

Today we talked about bowling (last night was a big competition, Snookie vs. The Situation), lazer tag (Nibler vs. Nibler), and creepy stripclubs all around town - and Nibler has been to most of them. We had Ball Talk with predictions and a tale of a Big Baby, a story about a chicken licker, talked about John Denver, being kicked out of bars, Heidi Montag and her freak face, muppets, Two and half men (really), and had the goddamn most hilarious karaoke segment EVER. Nibler is an evil genius. Be very afraid of him.

Oh, and don't forget that tomorrow we're having Brandon and Tommy in from Dublin Down to hang out with us to make sure we're hung over for the Zombie Ball that is happening this Saturday! Lordy lord, tomorrow is going to be crazy.

As always, thanks for listening! And please, if you only have a few minutes to listen to the show today I must advise to skip to near the end to hear Nibler's song he sings. It is, quite possibly, the funniest thing I've ever heard. Adios!

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 49

It's a fantastical Wednesday, and we finished early to go get ourselves some Big-Ass Sandwiches! So excited and hungry, if you haven't checked it out before today should be the day, because they are donating 100% of their proceeds and tips to Mercy Corps! God bless the Woods. God bless them every one.

Our contribution for the better of mankind for the day? Hilarity! Kind of. We started off talking about calling in sick to work (supposedly people with the name Sarah are #1 for females faking being sick... Bullshit, I say!), then onto the show Hoarders where Sarah confessed what she personally 'hoards' (that's such a creepy-sounding word). Greg confessed his hoarding past, and then we moved on to Ball Talk that specifically dealt with Scottie Pippen and little people, and lots of butts. Literal butts. It was kind of a pervy Ball Talk. Sarah had creepy news including a guy sawing his own legs off, and a creature found off the coast of New York with a strange feature. We then took the GREATEST QUIZ EVER (thanks, Nick!), and wrapped it all up with talks of our zombie costumes. Nibs found his PeeWee costume and he's good to go for the Dublin Down on Saturday; Sarah is still in pursuit of a Jem costume. We are weird.

Thanks for listening friends, we're off to downtown to eat sandwiches with cheese and fries on them!! Word.

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 48

Hello friends!

Today we were a bit discombobulated since Sarah has construction workers next to her house that start at 7AM every goddamn morning! (grr... sorry for the anger) That led into discussions about noise complaints (which we are both guilty of), creepy tunnels under cities, mole people, Teen Mom (of course), Ball Talk with lots of snowboarding news, entertainment news featuring a shitshow of reality stars.. including one who did enough plastic surgery to herself to look like a cylon. I mean, robot. We also talked about Big Ass-Sandwiches, who tomorrow are donating 100% of their profits (and tips!) toward the Mercy Corps tomorrow, so swing by and get a sandwich and say hi to Lisa and Brian! Also, we're we're getting prepared for the big zombie ball this Saturday at the Dublin Down - we're going on a shopping trip now to pick up our costumes, we are so excited!

As always, thanks for tuning in you fine folks. Have a great Tuesday, we're off to get zombie costumes!

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Lady GaGa Bad Romance (Greg hates himself for this)


My Chemical Romance:


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Monday, January 18, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 47

Good MLK day to you all!

Like many of you fine folks, we, too are working on this mighty fine holiday. We can't take Monday's off, because, of course, have Aaron Duran in to derail everything - and it was glorious! We talked about our weekends excursions, as well as going to punk rock shows (and getting into fights), ghosts and ghost stories (of course), horrific stories including a WOMAN BREASTFEEDING A CAT, Greg gloats about picking the final four for the NFL, and us saying some of the worst shit that we've ever said in our lives. Seriously. I feel dirty about today.

Thanks for listening! We love you long time, and we'll talk to ya tomorrow!

DUBLIN DOWN ZOMBIE BALL!!! WE ARE GOING TO BE THERE!!:


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