Funemployment Radio™ Episode 90

Good Friday to you sirs and ladies. Today we chatted about March Madness (Sarah is beating the Nibman, fuck yeah!), as well as Donnie Darko, awkward situations, 80s dancing, hating Cornell, and Tears for Fears. Word. Greg had a brand new Ball Talk, where he talked about hockey players beating the crap out of each other, Blazers news, and, of course the Tournament of Champions.

We then went into Entertainment News where the highlights included: Jesse James’ crazy mistress and her downward spiral (seriously, there is some crazy shit going on here), as well as text messages from Tiger Woods to his mistress – and boy oh boy, that man has a dirty mind.

We ended the show with a tribute to Ireland, and then talked about bugs and rats, (seriously) and ended the show with a rendition of a song that we like. Unfortunately, we didn’t pre-read the lyrics so it led to kind of an uncomfortable situation (see: Michael and Maebe from Arrested Development).

Okay, we’re getting ready to record a ‘vacation’ show with a special guest so we’ve got to skedaddle, have a great weekend, all!


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Creepy tattooed skeletor mistress lady and her equally creepy forehead tattoo:

Creepy picture of perhaps the remains of Natalie Holloway taken by a couple from Pennsylvania, who were vacationing in the Carribean:

Dude gets his ass handed to him at a hockey game:

Epic fail:

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 89

Today on the show we recapped our shenanigans from yesterday, including a rip-roaring time out and about drinking whiskey and seeing Irish punk rock bands – it was ‘kind of amazing’. Nibs and Sarah might not have felt the best this morning, but that means we had a great time last night! It was great to meet some of you fine folks, thanks for coming up and saying hello! Okay, enough exclamation points.

We then delved in talk of March Madness (the bracket started today, hot damn!), which led into Ball Talk. Today Nibman had more stories of love triangles and screaming Italians, as well as the new episode of South Park featuring world-class douchebag Tiger Woods! We then had to take a moment for a serious issue that Nibs was having – yes, earlier in the week Sarah had to break up with Lady Gaga – and today, it was Nibler’s turn to say goodbye to a special someone in his life (no, not Katie).

Sarah’s loosely titled “Entertainment News” consisted of the saga of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James (asshole), kids taking down a robber with vegetables, a star wars / muppet babies tv show (really), and a bunch of children accidently watching porn. We ended the show playing with the voice modulator knobs and reading lyrics in creepy voices. I feel kind of dirty.

Tomorrows Friday, woohoo!



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Jesse James is a pile of dog sh*t, and here is the proof - texts between him and his mistress:

Tiger Woods on South Park = hilarity:

...and more screaming Italian fans:

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 88

Happy St. Patty’s day, folks! Today we started the show with the Dropkick Murphy’s (one of the raddest bands ever), and talked about our plans for tonight (we’re going to see some Irish punk rock!). We then tried to learn the Irish language and kind of failed miserably, then looked up Irish proverbs and drank a Guinness. Yes, we are Irish.

Nibs had a new Ball Talk about roidy ex-baseball players, shooting in Yakima, and rapping football players. Sarah’s entertainment news consisted of many a breaking up celebrity couple, Dio news (for really reals), and a dentist who put paper clips in his patients teeth. Oh, and there was also a brief history of Mickeys and St. Patrick’s Day thrown in to the mix. Hot dog!

We ended with speaks of Ireland and U2 (when Sarah was in Ireland she went to Bono’s night club), and then sang a horrific/amazing version of an Irish song.

Have fun tonight, and be safe! It is amateur hour so be aware that there are douchebags all around you. We love you all.


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Here's a link to the Esquire article about Lane Kiffin being nominated for sexiest lady :)

...and here's the rapping video from Shawn Andrews...wow:

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 87

Today’s show was off to a bit of a rough start due to these two words: Free Whiskey. Yes, Nibs and Sarah went to the Jameson Bartender’s Ball last night at Kells and it. was. AWESOME! We recapped our previous nights excursions, and talked about riding the bus, loud talkers, spangers, and a new development on Chat Roulette – yes, my friends, if you are showing your dong on the internets and don’t think people know where you are at – think again.

We played some Amadan, Nibs had a new Ball Talk which included Erin Andrews news, Tiger Woods news (why won’t he just go away?), dog-sledding (slow news day) and the March Madness Bracket! We then talked about how we went about figuring out what teams to root for, and Sarah had an…. Interesting way of picking them. Let’s just say it involves John Denver and Mormons.

Sarah’s entertainment news began with an angry tirade about Lady Gaga – yes, she and Sarah have gone their separate ways. That led into a story about her, Michael Jackson has a new recording contract (really), Mike Tyson is venturing into the wild world of pigeon racing, and random FBI dudes posing as friends are looking at your Facebook page.

We ended with a listener request for karaoke, but unfortunately couldn’t find it SO if anyone has a karaoke version of “Leaving on a Jetplane” to slide our way we’d be much appreciative ☺

Have a great day, all!


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Here's the video of the Italian men losing their SH*T after scoring.... one goal:

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 86

Good Monday to you fine folks! Today we recapped our weekends, including Niblers adventures after our Friday show… that included a little bit of drunken Chat Roulette. Oh yes. Sarah had softball practice and continues to feel like an old person, and we both got together yesterday and put together our picks for “March Madness”!

Nibman had Ball Talk about Tiger Woods and his impending return to golf, as well as bracket news, Pooholes news (oops… Pojols), and, of course, news about Big Ben. Sarah’s entertainment news was rife with exciting news! For her, that is. In a nutshell, Meat Loaf is releasing a new album (with the worst title EVER), bone-cutting scissors attack, mouth hugs, and Titanic news!! Which lead to the most embarrassing segment we’ve ever had – for Sarah. She, for the first time, confesses the extent of her secret obsession. (Sarah here – it’s pretty epically embarrassing).

Thanks for listening folks! We’re off to drink whiskey, we’ll talk at ya tomorrow!


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Here is a video of Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras acting like children:

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 85

What better way to start the day than with… Andrew WK! Happy Friday folks, hope you’re having a good one. We recorded earlier today to make room for a special show we’re recording to air when we’re out of town! Oh, it’s going to be a good one. I digress; today on the show we talked about how amazing our listeners are (we love you all, thank you for being so rad), Sarah had a hot-dog sandwich for breakfast, Big Ass Sandwiches is making a Funemployment Radio sandwich next month (!), and Sarah had her nose pierced at a Vanilla Ice concert. Um. Yeah.

Greg talked balls, which included speaks of March Madness (sign up for our bracket today @ www.funemploymentradio.com , under the events section!), folks on horse steroids, tiger woods’ return to golf, and a fake fishing ban. Sarah’s entertainment news was much Jersey Shore (seriously, slow news day), Wizard of Oz remake(s), and Lady Gaga’s new video, which we believe to be craptacular.

Since Vanilla Ice seemed to be the thread through today’s show (we are aware it’s not 1992), we ended talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (go ninja go ninja go), Aaron Duran thinks that Nibler might be haunted, and we sang out first acapella karaoke song.

Have a great weekend, everyone!



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Lady Gaga's new video. eh:



Remember the Wheelers from 'Return to Oz'? They are fucking scary!:

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 84

Today was quite literally the most bizarre show we’ve ever had – and even more bizarre? WE’RE SOBER. (one beer doesn’t count)

Sarah has turned into an old person and pulled her leg muscles walking to the Nibman’s house today, and Nibler went and saw Alice in Wonderland last night and gave his review. Sarah’s also been on a huge cleaning kick and found some wonderful goodies to bring for Greg, and we ended up using all three of them as bits on the show. Some good, some better, some awesome! Nibs had Ball Talk that including a lot of news about U of O (thanks, dudes, Oregon finally makes it to TMZ and you make us look like a bunch of idiots - good job!), and talked about our March Madness Bracket! Head to www.funemploymentradio.com and click under the EVENTS section to sign up for our free bracket! Word.

Sarah’s Entertainment News consisted of stories about Conan O’Brien (coming to Oregon!), Jersey Shore, and an Anna Nicole Smith musical. For really reals. We then discovered the voice modulators on the board and became 12-year-olds and read song lyrics with really creepy-sounding voices. It’s pretty disturbing. We ended with going through a book that Sarah came in (you’ll have to listen to find out what it is – it’s pretty hilarious) and ended with the worst karaoke song we’ve ever sung (and we’ve done some that are pretty hard to top)(that’s what she said).

Talk to you tomorrow!


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Marc Delphin's stolen campagn logo, as compared to where it was stolen from:

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 83

So, If you’ve been under a rock all day and haven’t heard the news yes, indeed, Corey Haim did pass away. We opened the show with this rad song we found as a montage to the ‘two Coreys’, and then deviate to chats of Niblers old apartment burning down, whether or not the ‘g’ in argument is silent ( ☺), and Sarah having 11th row tickets to the Blazers game last night.

Nibs had a new Ball Talk which was about, hey, look at that, the Blazers game that Sarah went to last night! There was also more news about Big Gay Larry, Ben Rothlisberger and sorority girls, and announced that we just launched our March Madness Bracket! Head to www.funemploymentradio.com and click on Events to sign up, it’s free, and we’ll all get to bet against eachother! Hot dog.

Sarah had Entertainment News about Jersey Shore, Lindsay Lohan losing her shit about a commercial (girl is seriously insane), and the winner of Tiger Woods’ “mistresses’ beauty pageant”. She also played the new trailer for the next Twilight movie, which then led us to the GREATEST RONNIE AND SAMMI SEGMENT EVER! Wow. Capslock is annoying.

Thanks for listening!


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Bust a Bucket!




Lindsay Lohan (supposed) spoof commercial for E*Trade:





Corey Haim/Feldman song we opened the show with:





New Twilight Teaser:

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 82

Good Thursday to you fine folks! Today Greg and Sarah started the show with Butters talk, and the weird stuff that she’s eating in the backyard. Oh yes, it is as exciting as it sounds. Also, Greg’s neighbors window looks into his bathroom, and Sarah found that out the hard way today. We then tried to find new words for our lexicon since we’ve been informed that Greg says “awesome” too much and Sarah’s always saying “epic”. We have since found replacement words. Wow, it a lot funnier than it reads ☺

Nibs had Ball Talk about Channing Frye, sexy text messages, and blasphemy, and Sarah had sh*tshow news about a woman selling bottled spirits (the dead kind, not the drinky kind), paying for crack with Monopoly money, and a lady who got into a car accident – wait for it – while shaving her vagina.

We had Brian in from the Punk Group with a world premiere of their new song called “Roy Assburn”, and it is glorious, and heard only on Funemployment Radio!

Thanks for listening friends, we’ll catch ya on the flipside.


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The video for "Fat Girls on bicycles", courtesy of The Punk Group:

The Punk Group: Fat Girls on Bicycles

Atom.com: Funny Videos | Other | Funny Animations

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 81

Hope you all had great weekends! Today’s show started with a recap of what we did over the weekend, which consisted of us spending hours sitting in the Nibman’s backyard after Friday’s show drinking beer and eating pizza – it was glorious. Sarah joined a softball team (they had their first practice on Saturday and she can still hardly move) and Greg spent time in the sun with his family wandering around the Lone Fir Cemetary.

Aaron Duran came in wielding, I shit you not, a sword, a drinking horn, and a copy of Joe Pesci’s alter-ego’s rap album. Oh, and a bottle of home-made meade. We love Aaron. We chatted about the history of the Lone Fir Cemetary, as well as the stories behind some of the folks that are buried there (there are some pretty messed-up stories!). Greg had Ball Talk with speaks of hurt Blazers, taunting Duke fans, Tim Tebo, and a love triangle. Awesome.

Sarah then had her post-Oscar wrap-up where we all discussed the happenings last night, including horrible dresses, an actor throwing a temper tantrum, and a drunk old white lady interrupting a dude’s acceptance speech. Yes, it was as glorious and awkward as it sounds.

Thanks for listening, we’ll be back tomorrow with special guest Brian (aka the Sex Object) from The Punk Group!



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The most awkward Oscars interruption EVER:

Sarah with Aaron's sword:

Greg with sword:

Aaron with his drinking horn!

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 80

Happy Friday, friends! Wow, so today Nibman and Sarah decided to drink malt liquor and have a show. And it. Was. AWESOME! Depending on your definition of awesome.

Today we spoke about Nibs getting new headshots (his last ones were atrocious), Rodney Dangerfield, sweatpants, chat roulette (of course), soft ball, malt liquor, and Tonya Harding. Really.

Nibman had Ball Talk about an athlete being molesty, someone stealing a car, and girls wrestling in cole slaw. Sarah’s Entertainment News consisted of Avatar, Tiger Woods doing what he does best (not golf; being a douchebag), and a naked woman tied to a tree.

We ended with an awesome DIO karaoke song since, of course, it’s metal Friday. Have a good weekend, guys!


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Slutty girls cole slaw wrestling!

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 79

Good Thursday to you! Today’s show started off with chat about, what do you know, David Hasselhoff! We also talked about Navy teeth (Sarah insists they are a real thing), chat roulette, George Lopez (thief), OMSI after-dark, and Patrick Swayze.

Nibs had a brand-new Ball Talk where he talked about eye-gouging, cheerleaders having to be maced, and the Blazers kicking much ass last night, and Sarah’s Entertainment News included Dr. Drew having a stalker (and a super creepy one at that), a magical ‘little people’ kingdom that’s been made in China, and Johnny Depp’s lady friend does not want him anywhere near Angelina Jolie and her magical vagina.

We ended the show with a little bit of Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart reading movie scripts, and this particular movie is Sarah’s favorite ever!

Thanks for listening, tomorrow’s Friday, woo!


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Here's a girl getting punched in the face at an NCAA Women's game:



...and here is the most disturbing picture you'll see today (maybe). I give you: eyeball gouging

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 78

Today we discovered the glory – that is – chatroulette.com! Yes, both Billie Starship and Bob Johnson made cameos on it, saw a few penis’ (kind of weird) and Bob made friends with a hot Swedish girl. But there was more to the show, oh yes! Today we also chatted about the douchebags on the Real World, how movies that totally spam you every five seconds when you want to watch a TV show make you NOT want to see them, and the movie Quarantine.

Nibs had Ball Talk where he talked about the Blazers getting a new player, a drunk golfer seeking revenge, and Don Cherry – if you don’t know who he is, google him – he is awesome! Sarah had Entertainment News including Michael Jackson’s kids, Naomi Campbell beating yet another human being, and a disturbing story about how most department stores repackage and sell used underwear. Fucking GROSS.

The chatroulette with Bob Johnson took up the rest of the show, and my lord, it is pretty hilarious. Let’s just say Nibs channeled his inner-hick, and made a lot of new friends all over the world.

Thanks for listening, folks!



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Disturbing story about Department stores accepting USED panties and reselling them! Ick. :

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 77

Today’s show consisted of: talking a lot about high school! Yes, it was confessed that Sarah was a huge Ska fan and actually traveled across the great sea of… well, the Puget Sound – every weekend to go to Ska clubs with her friends in Seattle. Greg then made fun of her, and we chatted about all of the music we loved in high school, as well as BSG (thanks, Isaac!), malt liquor and dreams. Not really. We also talked about how gross we are (seriously? Who doesn’t notice they’re burping in front of other people?), and the first installment of Sarah reading from a shitty “single woman” book that was given to her by a relative. And it is creepy.

Nibs had Ball Talk where Kobe Bryant again proves he’s a giant douchebag, as well as a creepy Grudge-like girl who wrestles older men, and new OJ news which brings to light that Nibs has a signed book from him – one that is actually illegal to own – listen to find out! Sarah’s Entertainment News including news of Charlie Sheen being a swinger, a drunk sword-weilding mom running through an elementary school, and live fish falling from the sky in a town in Australia.

We talked a bit about the movie Sarah saw last night (Shutter Island), Billy Starship and Bob Johnson are going to make an appearance on a dating web-chat thing soon, and we ended with some butt-rock karaoke that we put our all into. It was magical… in a way.

Thanks for listening friends! Talk to ya’ll tomorrow. Word.




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Nibs and Sarah as Apollo and Starbuck... thanks, Isaac! :

Creepy Japanese girl wrestling grown men:

...and Kobe Bryant being douchey and punching some dude in the balls:

New Website!

Don't forget to check out our New Website at www.funemploymentradio.com! It's fantastic and......their are shirts! WOOO!

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 76

You are tearing me apart!

Hey friends. We got a bit of a late start today due to the fact that we were busy… PACKAGING t-shirts! Yes, the new website is up and running (thanks to the Nibman) and we’ve been busy taking in the orders and getting them ready for the mail! Thanks to you all for your generosity, we are so stoked to have such rad folks as listeners. Oh, and if you’d like to purchase on head to www.funemploymentradio.com to check them out ☺

Okay. Today we chatted it up about tv shows and books, post-apocalyptic stories, Sarah and her single-dom and the wide range of books that have been given to her by family members on the subject (really, people, giving ‘sassy single girl’ books as presents is not necessary), and also talked about the Room and other oh-so-gloriously shitty movies that we love.

Nibs had Ball Talk where we talked about the USA’s loss to Canadia – and it was totally Nibler’s fault. Just kidding! But seriously, he’s never allowed to bet on the fate of our country in sports again. We also discussed, Jersey shore (yup, in Ball Talk!), and talked March madness. Sarah had Entertainment News featuring Jay Leno (ick), Alice in Wonderland (and a hilarious review of it by some angry British guy), and a rad sequel that’s in the works!

Thanks for listening folks, and be sure to snag a t-shirt before they’re all gone! Happy Monday!



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Here's the trailer for the BEST MOVIE EVER - The Room!



The Situation and Vinny-D pimping Reeboks... poorly:




Two 3-pointers in less than two seconds? Hot dog!



Oldie but a goodie - World Cup headbutt!

Hey Everyone!

Don't forget to check out our New Website at www.funemploymentradio.com! It's fantastic and......their are shirts! WOOO!

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 75

Today it was just Sarah and the Nibman and we cracked a Mickeys and started the show! We started watching the Olympics this morning and watched the US KILL Finland, and saw a bunch of grown men cry. Kind of awkward. Also, today was quite exciting because yes, my friends, we launched our new website!! Please check it out when you get a sec and let us know what you think, and also be sure to check out our online store where you can buy Funemployment Radio t-shirts! They’re limited edition so snag one as soon as possible ☺

Alright, enough whoring. Today we discovered that Greg can pick locks, Sarah got rid of an old DVD player in a quest to not be a hoarder, and Greg feels vindicated about his “donating” broken objects to a Goodwill due to the type of staff it employs from a phone call we received. We then talked about Canada, talked about our signs (Greg’s a skittley Cancer, Sarah’s a crazy Libra), and had Ball Talk where we had Greg’s special “Olympics Coverage”, where fawned over hot lady snowboarders and made his prediction for who’s going to win gold in the Hockey game on Sunday. Sarah had Entertainment news about Boner, Sea World, a drunk police officer, and the best damn video resume you’ll see all day.

We ended with stories about our trips to Canadia, which include black-market beer and prostitutes, and the finale was a karaoke song by Greg’s favorite band. It didn’t have many words, but the ones that were there, oh, it was magical.

Have a great weekend, everyone!



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Douchey video resume #1:



Douchey video resume #2:



...and Scott Van Pelt has had a very bad week:

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 74

Today we started off the show talking about, of course, hoarding. I swear people, if you’ve never seen the A&E show “Hoarders” then you’re missing out. If you’ve been looking for inspiration to clean your house or get rid of things you don’t need – this is the show for you. Seriously, watch it. Okay, enough of that. We also talked about Batman, cooking, painting (Sarah just finished a dog painting today!), leaving belongings on the side of the road that you no longer want (we, of course, do not condone this) and hockey.

Rick Emerson came to the studio today (it’s always so awesome to see him!) and we chatted about Outlook Portland (more info at www.outlookportland.com), as well as a horrific story about a killer whale. Yes, folks, he was in prime Rick Emerson form, and it was just as hilarious (and, of course, inappropriate) as you think it would be. Sarah had Entertainment News about Bob Hope being a manwhore, who the new Captain America will be, and the greatest sequel ever is in the works – yes, my friends, I AM talking about… Showgirls 2.

Sarah and Chris Patyk dorkily talked about lost and the meaning of the numbers (did you know that 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 all add up to 108 – which was the number in the lighthouse and the amount of minutes they had to hit the button in the hatch? Wow. I am a colossal nerd.), and Greg had an awesome Ball Talk about a dude that is addicted to Mtn. Dew and straws (seriously), and Olympics coverage that only he can uncover – oh yes, the shit has hittith the fan for a few teams.

Thanks for listening!




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Here are the Kids of Whidney High on the now-defunct AM 970! :

...and here is that super creepy mall that was built with LIVE SHARKS circling around it in Dubai that cracked and started leaking water.... and SHARKS! Not really, but the water from sharks is still pretty scary.