Friday, June 18, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 147

Today’s show: Hot dog! It’s Tommy Wiseau Day! Also – A-list celebrities, Rick Emerson starting Monday on PDX.FM!, dirty mattresses, pregnant boobs, hot glue guns, prepping for Tommy Wiseau interview, doing the Tommy Wiseau interview (!!!), and scene. Thanks for listening, 8 day’s till the Listener Party, holy fuck! Sorry. My excitement makes me tourettes-ey.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 144


Today’s show: Radio stuff, OCD & 17 stairs, riding the Night Train, awkward high school stories, the milk-packing district & exploring, The Net, Sherlock Holmes, cougar karaoke, Listener party info, koozies, those goddamn horns, Timbers logo, a new “Situation”, Betty White’s all naked, we love Tommy Wisseau, Room quiz, and crazy. Thanks for listening!

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The Situation 'raps':



Mexican Bullfighter


Portland Timbers new logo:


Monday, June 14, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 143

Today’s show: New studio!, milk-packing district, Listener party 12 days away, romancing the spammer announcement, softball game (we won! Woo!), we are apparently “unemployed douchebags”, True Blood was fan-fucking-tastic, Rickets (the good kind), World cup and annoying horns, Big Ben, The sausage king is dead (no, not Abe Froman), Glee porn, seductive cow, oops I pooped my pants, Poker show (dammit), and rats in the city. Thanks for listening, all, we really do appreciate each and every one of you. Love you long time!

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Jimmy Dean song:



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Friday, June 11, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 142

Today’s show: last day in the Nibler studios, TOMMY WISEAU!!!!, cabbie confessions, Larry David & jury duty, Battlestar Galactica song that Sarah wrote, Gavin Wells, Finding Grandpa, small balls, accidental soft-core porn, Courage Rawks, and tall boy coozies make it look bigger. Thanks for listening folks, happy weekend!

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Crazy Baseball Manager:


Sarah's Battlestar Galactica song lyrics, to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody":

Is this the future?
Is Caprica really gone?
Nuclear wasteland,
no escape from the cylons
Open your eyes,
there’s spies all around who see…
Human emotions,
they have no sympathy
Because cylons look just like you
Sunny day, impending doom
Caprica is no more,
who will save humannnity? Let’s see…..

Odama, not just a man
A lord among his peers,
every single person fears
Leading…. Them into victory
But now that theres no caprica, where to?
Spaceship…..oooooooooooo
Chasing dreams of planet earth
If they don’t find the earth before the cylons
They’ll be gone, and cylon…humans will be left

It’s too late! Earth is destroyed
Their dreams are torn to shreds
Kara thrace is probably dead
Goodbye, dirty planet
We’ve got to go
Got to leave your scorched remains and carry on
Odama!! Oooooooooo!
By god he’s got a plan
Wait, I think that some of you still might be cylons!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 141

Today’s show: Welcome our new sponsor Tanker!, new beer coozy’s!, feeling old, Jury Duty, don’t listen to Funemployment Radio on your speakers in your cubicle at work when we’re talking about tourette’s syndrome because your boss will most definitely be mad at you, big table, hockey cry baby, Sarah wrote a song about Battlestar Galactica, weight lifter projectile, milky mother, voice demos, never leave your house without a big pile of brown hair, and don’t take candy from the cross-dressing man carrying a big stick. Not that one! Pervos.

Thanks for listening!


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Spain is Badass:



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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 140

Today’s show: Come on Marlins, Shutter Island, Curb your Enthusiasm, tourettes, fuck shit fuck fuck, creepy roommates, letters to Jesus, what do Greg and Sarah look like in real life?, Battlestar Galactica song, grey ashy penis, vomit-filled condoms (ew), UK vs. US, grifters, World of Crazy news, Bob Johnson reality show, Britney Spears get all molesty, taser sex, and big girls need love too. Thanks for listening! Lala.

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Creepy big-lady link that we are both obsessed with

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 139


Today’s show: Listener party VIP, new studio, dog painting, the Net, embarrassing email address, Babysitters Club, baseball baby beer, no sex for soccer, it took longer than expected but it finally did!, cougar might take on new meaning with this discovery, and do I have a small Vietnamese man in my speaker? Thanks for listening!

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Dad Steals Kids Baseball


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Monday, June 7, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 138

Today’s show: Listener party info, softball, crazy homeless people, joke for a smoke, Tiger Woods can’t control his balls, Nascar dude just won’t learn his lesson, Tila Tequila is a waste of space, Jesus on the interstate, Aaron Duran of geekinthecity.com, Audible.com, Four Loco and whorehouses. Thanks for listening!

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Friday, June 4, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 137

Today’s show: Snookie hunt, Tom Selleck (again!), Ronnie and Sammi take on Indiana Jones, McCay Used Books, Courage, Jack Nicholson is a prostitute, whiskey whiskey whiskey, genitals is the word of the day, man boobs, pockets full o’ soiled diapers are no way to go through life, son, Airline penis, Mickey’s, Bret Michaels tribute, Greg is a thug, and we are crazy. Good-bye!

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Thursday, June 3, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 136


Today’s show: Good-bye Blanche, WBC protest, Portland is fucking awesome, I love Luke Perry, God hates Funemploymentradio.com, door-to-door meat guy, listener photos, perfect game ruined, North Korea – still scary, don’t mind the masturbating neighbor on your trampoline, this guy will totally ruin your wedding, and Tom Selleck. Yes, Tom Selleck. Love you long time, tomorrow’s Friday! Woo!

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Listener pics, thanks guys!




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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 135


Today’s show: Naughty bingo, the Hills (really), strange attractions to vapid people, WBC protest tomorrow morning (!), I love luke perry, Greg should write soap operas, Greg writes a soap opera, human on human love, parental polar bears, NHL needs toilet flushers, I speak American, Charlie Sheen’s headed to the slammer, and a man, a plan, a penis - Arby’s. Thanks for listening!

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Spencer Pratt is a weirdo douchebag


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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 134


Today’s show: Dennis Hopper, we love Waterworld, threes, Greg eating stuff for money, Chris Christopherson, he lost his heart in the MMA ring, crazy-ass car crash, Spencer Pratt & a tinfoil hat, Jesse James continues to be a douche, your vagina has no acupuncture points, and a big listener party announcement! Thanks for listening, folks!


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Friday, May 28, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 133

Today’s show: Bye Gary Coleman, Alice in Wonderland, tv theme song challenge, Zach Randolph is a moron, impregnated stripper, Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week (not the impregnated stripper), Babysitters club, dragons, Cassidy’s, Steven King, Rose Fest, fried butter, Colt 45, karaoke, and a brand-new romancing the spammer- where Chester reveals a disturbing secret. See ya’ll on Tuesday, we’re taking Monday off! Word.

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 132


Today’s show: Big-Ass Sandwiches, Geek in the City Radio, Sucks and the City 2, Goonies quiz, umpires should not be country music singers, don’t interrupt a woman watching her ‘stories’, Lindsay Lohan figures out how to drink while wearing her alcohol monitoring bracelet, and a theme song for ‘Romancing the Spammer’.

Thanks for listening, tune in tomorrow for the one and only Miss Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week!

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Ozzie Guillen autographs:






50 Cent 50 lbs. lighter:



Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 131

Today’s show: sunny songs, vitamins, smoking baby, WBC, Waiting for Guffman, tv profanity, Hulk Hogan is a cocoa pebble, a killer cellphone, and vodka eyeballing. Thanks for listening!

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'Oppertnity' to meet Rick Dempsey:



Smoking Baby:

Hulk Hogan is a cocoa pebble.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 130

Today’s show: Sex and the City 2, bears and snakes dreams, Quantum Leap, Big Ass Sandwiches, unintentional profanity on TV is hilarious, Deco Rum, special guest Cari Carter!, frozen Britney spears, jesse james is a douche, tila tequila is nuts, and Greg sings the most amazing song ever.

Thanks for listening!


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Go visit Miss Cari Carter @ Motokitty and get some fab stuff today!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 129

Today’s show: Cassidy’s, Barfly bus adventures, star trek, baseball fights, pee troughs, battlestar galactica, Aaron Duran, Lost cake, lady urinal, bullfight gone horribly awry, no more Mr. Murphy and Tim McGraw is a bad tipper.

Thanks for listening!


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Lindsay Lohan explains the cocaine picture:



White Sox Fan Fight:




Bull Fight:


Sarah's Lost cake:


Friday, May 21, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 128


Today’s show: Animal whispering, I don’t cry – my beard grows, hangover, Barfly bus, softball, William Riker, Lance Armstrong had a really bad day, Lohan’s not going to jail (dammit), WBC + Dio = bad idea, and a new Romancing the Spammer – with a surprising twist… and Greg is seriously messed up. For real. One of the emails contains the phrase “mop up my spilled love”.

Have great weekends! Tune in next week when we’ll have Aaron Duran on Monday, and more news about the Listener Party!


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ADDITIONAL STUFF:

Lindsay Lohan is a jackass and allows someone to take her picture while sitting in front of lines of coke (see: lower-left corner)



Referee Gets Suspended:


Nike Commercial


Jesse James is still a douchebag:




Lance Armstrong had a really bad day


Thursday, May 20, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 127


Today’s show: fancy beer, bowling, nobody but Sarah likes Gossip Girl, new forum up!, crazy dreams, douchebags + free gas + threesome = I’m not gay!, Ball Talk, a warrant has been issued for Lindsey Lohan - Best. Headline. Ever., Netflix is scary and psychic, and Ronnie and Sammi take on a romantic comedy.

Thanks for listening! Up tomorrow – a new ‘Romancing the Spammer’ and lots of other fun stuff. Word. We love ya!


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ADDITIONAL STUFF:

We'll give ya a nickel if you can decipher what this dude is saying. Not that dude, the other one:




Crazy soccer fans set fire to THEIR OWN TEAMS STADIUM


Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 126

Todays show: Jen Lane from Barfly Magazine, movie-making talk, breaking and entering, no more NFL?, used celebrity underwear on Ebay, an evil genius money-making scheme, sneaky octopi, and a gay-tastic Top Gun play. Listen to hear it all, many thanks Jen Lane and all of you guys for being superfantastical.

See ya tomorrow!

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ADDITIONAL STUFF:


Creepy London Olympics Mascots





Woman getting hit by runner