Today’s show: beer-drinking! Stripper soup, smashball, stealing toys from children, ghetto AC, weird Greg dreams, crazy rantings of a drunken sports team owner, vuvuzela!, Mel Gibson is an asshole, beat the meat, martians are driving my car, trampoline sex update!, and the search begins.
Thanks for listening everyone! Have a good weekend, and be sure to swing by the B-Side Tavern this Sunday for Ladies of Armwrestling starting @ 5pm! All proceeds go to benefit the MS Society. Bye!
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Today’s show: the river, whitetrash people at said river, new bike, drinkin, LeBron continues to be a douche, ugliest dude in soccer, best headline EVER, Mel Gibson is a horrible person, Celebrity Rehab is going to be fucking awesome!, bad teeth, ironing is a “woman’s work”, and creepy dude who lives in a storage closet.
Thanks for listening, have a good day! Woo!
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Today’s show: stripper soup, naughty Bingo, Greg has an audition!, Sarah’s crazy, internet dating, Greg’s Duggar dreams, vuvuzela weed, LeBron is douchey, BJs for World Cup winner, Lindsay Lohan continues to amaze, Twilight can kill ya, 500 Sex, and Greg picks a date for Sarah.
Thanks for listening, enjoy the sun! We’re headed to the river, yippee!
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Today’s show: Timbers and breastfeeding lady, listener in Seattle, drag queens, what’s the deal with fireworks?, 4th o’ July, Greg went to the dentist, Long balls, Greg and his World Cup predictions, Kobayashi arrested – hot dog!, Purple drank, LINDSAY LOHAN IS GOING TO JAIL, the electronics section of Wal-Mart might not be the best place to pleasure yourself, and why does your house smell like there are two dead people in it?
Thanks for listening, folks, and many thanks to our fine sponsors including The Tanker! They’ll be playing the World Cup tomorrow morning, bar opens @ 11am. Adios!
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Today’s show: It’s Greg’s birthday! He’s in his 34th year! Other stuff: birthday presents, whisky, drinkin show, mushmouth, Amber Destiny II, Sarah is psychic, Robert Wagner & penis molding, Seattle trip, Timbers, LeBron James is a douchebag, Hot Dog eating!, Brazil totally messed up, Lindsay Lohan gets punched in the face, what does a vampire penis look like?, and man that cures uterus ghosts with humping. Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to ya’ll on Tuesday! Have a good and safe fourth of July!
Also, if you want to hear the “story that should never be heard” as told by Lisa & Brian Wood, along with their friend Ron, here’s the link where you can hear it! But seriously don’t listen. It’s super fucked up and you’re going to be mad at us. Seriously. Love ya ☺
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Today’s show: stringy chicken, plunger, Greg looking for penis (stories) on the internets, crazy dude smoking weed and dancing at the coffee shop, Timbers, Greg’s birthday is tomorrow!, how do you get deported?, Tiger Woods ex-wife just got herself a shit ton of money, World Cup, coach covers girl in hickeys, Gossip Girl (really), and maggots on a plane. Tomorrow: Drinkin show! Greg’s birthday, possible special guests – talk to you then!
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Today’s show: Timbers game today! Woo!, tropical summer, stripper soup, meeting listeners at pool, Willamette Week party, Naughty Bingo @ Tanker (one of our fabulous sponsors - located at 4825 SE Hawthorne!), Ball talk w/ Sarah X Dylan, World of Crazy w/ Greg Nibler, due justice at a baseball game, singing Basketball player, World Cup – in jail, machete-wielding 81-year-old man in Salem, car humping, and there’s a vampire in the road.
Thanks for listening, enjoy your day! Go Timbers!
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Today’s show: We’re up early! Hot dog! We talked about Teeth (the most disturbing movie EVER), True blood is ridiculous, computer probs, Listener party audio, Greg got his vuvuzela (dammit), Blazers hire, World Cup news, don’t have sex with a park bench, Rosa is your new best friend, Titanic 2 – electric bugaloo?, and Romancing the Spammer Finale. Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to ya tomorrow!
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Today’s show: Listener Party re-cap, dudes hitting on Heather, Amber Destiny’s demise, Barfly Anniversary Party yesterday, audio from the party (it’s pretty hilarious), Vancouver beating, Timber Joey (go Timbers!), new logo talk, Shittle vs. Portland, the grossest video EVER of the German coach at World Cup not knowing the camera was on him, an octopus named Paul, MLS, stripper soup and early show tomorrow.
Again, thank you SO so so very much for coming and hanging out with us on Saturday night at the Listener Party. You are all amazing, generous, hilarious people and it was a pleasure to meet each and every one of you. It’s because of you that we stumble into our studio every day and try to give you the best podcast we can – thank you for your support, and we look forward to having another party soon!
We love you long time.
–Greg & Sarah
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Today’s show: Rick Emerson and Dawn Taylor are awesome!, beer drinkin, Listener Party tomorrow (holy fuck!), trapped on the closet roof, free-balling, Sarah is addicted to karaoke, Blazers fucked shit up, Vuvuzela – drink!, Jeremy London is a monkey, old balls, Sumo wrestler vs. Snickers Bar, and we are super stoked to meet you guys tomorrow! See ya at the Balcony Bar @ the Hawthorne Theater, everything kicks off @ 8pm!
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Today’s show: it’s sunny!, losing 6 months of beer weight in 3 days, Lisa and Brian Wood and “the story”, Greg vs. creepy dude, Legion, True Blood, world’s biggest Vuvuzela, “take off your underwear and put you face on it”, what’s that noise? Oh, it’s just the patio door locking you outside for FORTY MINUTES ☺, Al Gore : man whore?, Macaroni and cheese will try to kill you (if you live in Wenatchee), and B-Side Tavern! Thanks for listening, talk to you tomorrow!
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Today’s show: It’s our 150th show! Woo! recap of yesterday, Whiskey karaoke, karaoke courtesy, riding on the roof of a car, cliff-diving, mountain-climbing (we sound all sport-y!), rugby vs. football, USA! USA!, Sarah rented a stripper, Sandra Bullock could quite possibly be an idiot, homeless woman sex, and Listener Party updates. Thanks for listening, folks!
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Today’s show: All Phantom of the Opera, all-the-time (yes, it’s 1988), creepy guy asking Sarah out on a date, The Hills vs. Miss Sarajevo, Tuggy in studio!!, presents, good lord it’s Bourbon, reverb, France is made up of a bunch o’ pussies, Khloe Kardashian, Come on Marlins, Beautifulpeople.com want your eggs, ugly strippers, Tuggy’s love(ish) life, and EPIC KARAOKE. Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: Tommy Wiseau!!, nailed at the head, Bremerton, is Farmville about beastiality?, Overboard, fat Muppet, the Wish Master + plus annoying re-enactments, Babysitters Club (yes, again), green jello, perogi costumes, Lady Gaga is a drunken buffoon, Vuvuzela sexy time, nobody forces you to smoke crack, lesbians that look like Justin Bieber, can I have black widows in my grapes?, blow yourself, and presents. Thanks for listening, happy Monday!
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Greg and Sarah playing football with Tommy Wiseau!!:
Today’s show: Hot dog! It’s Tommy Wiseau Day! Also – A-list celebrities, Rick Emerson starting Monday on PDX.FM!, dirty mattresses, pregnant boobs, hot glue guns, prepping for Tommy Wiseau interview, doing the Tommy Wiseau interview (!!!), and scene. Thanks for listening, 8 day’s till the Listener Party, holy fuck! Sorry. My excitement makes me tourettes-ey.
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Today’s show: Radio stuff, OCD & 17 stairs, riding the Night Train, awkward high school stories, the milk-packing district & exploring, The Net, Sherlock Holmes, cougar karaoke, Listener party info, koozies, those goddamn horns, Timbers logo, a new “Situation”, Betty White’s all naked, we love Tommy Wisseau, Room quiz, and crazy. Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: New studio!, milk-packing district, Listener party 12 days away, romancing the spammer announcement, softball game (we won! Woo!), we are apparently “unemployed douchebags”, True Blood was fan-fucking-tastic, Rickets (the good kind), World cup and annoying horns, Big Ben, The sausage king is dead (no, not Abe Froman), Glee porn, seductive cow, oops I pooped my pants, Poker show (dammit), and rats in the city. Thanks for listening, all, we really do appreciate each and every one of you. Love you long time!
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Today’s show: last day in the Nibler studios, TOMMY WISEAU!!!!, cabbie confessions, Larry David & jury duty, Battlestar Galactica song that Sarah wrote, Gavin Wells, Finding Grandpa, small balls, accidental soft-core porn, Courage Rawks, and tall boy coozies make it look bigger. Thanks for listening folks, happy weekend!
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Sarah's Battlestar Galactica song lyrics, to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody":
Is this the future? Is Caprica really gone? Nuclear wasteland, no escape from the cylons Open your eyes, there’s spies all around who see… Human emotions, they have no sympathy Because cylons look just like you Sunny day, impending doom Caprica is no more, who will save humannnity? Let’s see…..
Odama, not just a man A lord among his peers, every single person fears Leading…. Them into victory But now that theres no caprica, where to? Spaceship…..oooooooooooo Chasing dreams of planet earth If they don’t find the earth before the cylons They’ll be gone, and cylon…humans will be left
It’s too late! Earth is destroyed Their dreams are torn to shreds Kara thrace is probably dead Goodbye, dirty planet We’ve got to go Got to leave your scorched remains and carry on Odama!! Oooooooooo! By god he’s got a plan Wait, I think that some of you still might be cylons!
Today’s show: Welcome our new sponsor Tanker!, new beer coozy’s!, feeling old, Jury Duty, don’t listen to Funemployment Radio on your speakers in your cubicle at work when we’re talking about tourette’s syndrome because your boss will most definitely be mad at you, big table, hockey cry baby, Sarah wrote a song about Battlestar Galactica, weight lifter projectile, milky mother, voice demos, never leave your house without a big pile of brown hair, and don’t take candy from the cross-dressing man carrying a big stick. Not that one! Pervos.
Thanks for listening!
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Today’s show: Come on Marlins, Shutter Island, Curb your Enthusiasm, tourettes, fuck shit fuck fuck, creepy roommates, letters to Jesus, what do Greg and Sarah look like in real life?, Battlestar Galactica song, grey ashy penis, vomit-filled condoms (ew), UK vs. US, grifters, World of Crazy news, Bob Johnson reality show, Britney Spears get all molesty, taser sex, and big girls need love too. Thanks for listening! Lala.
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