Friday, July 23, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 171

Today’s show: Beerfest 2010, Greg and his bus ride, chip-tasting, beer drinking, Man on Wire, D20, Sarah has prostitutes in her neighborhood, Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week, jack shacks, Best of Portland, Steel Reserve, Ball Talk, Greg is obsessed with Chris Paules, Kelly is a baller, Lindsay had her hair extensions ripped out, Mel Gibson – model citizen, floppy cunt, and Tonto.

Have a great weekend and thanks for listening!

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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 170

Today’s show: recording early, Nibman was a wee bit intoxicated yesterday, secret switching to decaf, Sarah got electrocuted, Brewfest, streaker, Foxy Brown is a mooner, creepy old white guy news, and a woman with underwear and paperclips on her head.

Thanks for listening, be sure to tune in tomorrow with the one and only Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week!

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 169

Today’s show: yesterday’s shenanigans, OPB, drinkin, going to the park, walking Food Tour, hung over, Tuggy in studio!, American Idol dude, Tuggy and Sarah have no idea about sports, small but virile balls, Extendz, worst injury EVER, Al Gore gets even more molesty, man posts pictures of his small penis around town, a flying donkey, and karaoke!

Thanks for listening! We had a lot of malt liquor today.

Quote of the day: “The donkey screamed and the children cried”.

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 168

Today’s show: Greg’s ears are wonky, dust and cherry-covered cars, i-dosing, True Blood is ridiculous, Greg is obsessed with Pit Boss, Tiger Woods is a big ole baby, Lindsay’s in the slammer, Mel Gibson is even more nuts, Paul the Octopus makes another decision, and a woman named Lacy really wanted a McChicken sandwich.

Thanks for listening, talk to you tomorrow!

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Monday, July 19, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 167

Today’s show: our weekends, bartending, camping, Douchebag stew, softball game!, Greg’s ghosts, Aaron Duran of Geek in the City, Taiwan Beer, Four Loco and knife-tossing, small but ample balls, slowest homerun EVER, invisible crying baby in Sarah’s backyard, drunken Amish buggy ride, Wesley Snipes heading to jail, I’m trying to kill invisible clowns, and we are all broken inside.

Thanks for listening!

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Friday, July 16, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 166

Today’s show: sneaking in beer, vodka bra, warped tour, old punk, Sarah is a 70-year-old lady, a blind Muppet, UFO in China, stretchy Balls, 450 million dollars!, is being a male prostitute better than stealing a laptop?, Paul the Octopus predicts the future, and Greg and Sarah sing a song about Stripper Soup.

Have a great weekend, we’ll be back Monday with the one and only Aaron Duran!

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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 165


Today’s show: Puppet show, Greg’s audition, hair-cuts & tipping, mean bus driver, camping, Blazers, Paul Allen, two whores one fight, penis bottle opener, guy gets the best ride EVER, Mel Gibson blah blah blah, and a Porky Pig beating. Thanks to the B-Side Tavern for being an awesome sponsor (632 E Burnside – visit them today, won’t you please?), and thanks for listening!

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 164

Today’s show: Sarah gets her new ringtone. Holy god. Nibman is broken inside – it is 17 seconds of sheer horror. Curses! Also – more Greg ghost news, batting cages, air hockey & shuffleboard competition, naughty bingo, puppet show, interview with Bill Plympton!, double rainbow dude was an MMA fighter, cursing in Spanish, the triumphant return of Beavis and Butthead, Mel Gibson gets worse with each passing day, and a nail-pooping baby.

Thanks for listening, and we’ll talk to ya tomorrow!



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Awesome Double Rainbow Remix:



Here's where you can find out more info about our special guest Bill Plympton!

Christian Bale vs. Mel Gibson - hilarious:

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 163

Today’s show: Greg saw a ghost, holy crap!, Donny Darko sequel, It’s always Sunny, sweet D, True Blood, would you get a TiMER?, RIP Steinbrenner, World cup crazy person, small balls, who’s playing the Hulk, Batman 3, how much would you pay to have Bubbles talk?, he CAN drive 55 - with penis in hand, and Greg tortures Sarah with possible new Tila Tequila-themed ringtones.

Thanks for listening, folks!


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Monday, July 12, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 162



Today’s show – our longest show EVER!!: a blue-hair, a cheeseburger, and a sombrero walk into a studio, national recognition? Fuck yeah!, soft-ball drama, Greg loves his bike, Sarah & stripper soup, Aaron – Geek in the City!, World Cup re-cap, Espana!, Paul the Octopus, Tila Tequila, zombie car crash, Mel Gibson continues to be an asshole, double rainbows!, and Kermit the Frog karaoke, woo!

Thanks for listening, all! Love you long time, talk at ya tomorrow!


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Link to Mel Gibson's "I'm going to kill you" rant - WARNING:  very fucked up and disturbing.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 161


Today’s show: beer-drinking! Stripper soup, smashball, stealing toys from children, ghetto AC, weird Greg dreams, crazy rantings of a drunken sports team owner, vuvuzela!, Mel Gibson is an asshole, beat the meat, martians are driving my car, trampoline sex update!, and the search begins.

Thanks for listening everyone! Have a good weekend, and be sure to swing by the B-Side Tavern this Sunday for Ladies of Armwrestling starting @ 5pm! All proceeds go to benefit the MS Society. Bye!


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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 160


Today’s show: the river, whitetrash people at said river, new bike, drinkin, LeBron continues to be a douche, ugliest dude in soccer, best headline EVER, Mel Gibson is a horrible person, Celebrity Rehab is going to be fucking awesome!, bad teeth, ironing is a “woman’s work”, and creepy dude who lives in a storage closet.

Thanks for listening, have a good day! Woo!


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Best. Headline. Ever.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 159

Today’s show: stripper soup, naughty Bingo, Greg has an audition!, Sarah’s crazy, internet dating, Greg’s Duggar dreams, vuvuzela weed, LeBron is douchey, BJs for World Cup winner, Lindsay Lohan continues to amaze, Twilight can kill ya, 500 Sex, and Greg picks a date for Sarah.

Thanks for listening, enjoy the sun! We’re headed to the river, yippee!



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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 158

Today’s show: Timbers and breastfeeding lady, listener in Seattle, drag queens, what’s the deal with fireworks?, 4th o’ July, Greg went to the dentist, Long balls, Greg and his World Cup predictions, Kobayashi arrested – hot dog!, Purple drank, LINDSAY LOHAN IS GOING TO JAIL, the electronics section of Wal-Mart might not be the best place to pleasure yourself, and why does your house smell like there are two dead people in it?

Thanks for listening, folks, and many thanks to our fine sponsors including The Tanker! They’ll be playing the World Cup tomorrow morning, bar opens @ 11am. Adios!


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Here's the link to Lindsay Lohan being sentenced to 90 days in the slammer

Friday, July 2, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 157

Today’s show: It’s Greg’s birthday! He’s in his 34th year! Other stuff: birthday presents, whisky, drinkin show, mushmouth, Amber Destiny II, Sarah is psychic, Robert Wagner & penis molding, Seattle trip, Timbers, LeBron James is a douchebag, Hot Dog eating!, Brazil totally messed up, Lindsay Lohan gets punched in the face, what does a vampire penis look like?, and man that cures uterus ghosts with humping. Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to ya’ll on Tuesday! Have a good and safe fourth of July!

Also, if you want to hear the “story that should never be heard” as told by Lisa & Brian Wood, along with their friend Ron, here’s the link where you can hear it! But seriously don’t listen. It’s super fucked up and you’re going to be mad at us. Seriously. Love ya ☺


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Greg in his new mushmouth/hamburger hat!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 156

Today’s show: stringy chicken, plunger, Greg looking for penis (stories) on the internets, crazy dude smoking weed and dancing at the coffee shop, Timbers, Greg’s birthday is tomorrow!, how do you get deported?, Tiger Woods ex-wife just got herself a shit ton of money, World Cup, coach covers girl in hickeys, Gossip Girl (really), and maggots on a plane. Tomorrow: Drinkin show! Greg’s birthday, possible special guests – talk to you then!

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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 155

Today’s show: Timbers game today! Woo!, tropical summer, stripper soup, meeting listeners at pool, Willamette Week party, Naughty Bingo @ Tanker (one of our fabulous sponsors - located at 4825 SE Hawthorne!), Ball talk w/ Sarah X Dylan, World of Crazy w/ Greg Nibler, due justice at a baseball game, singing Basketball player, World Cup – in jail, machete-wielding 81-year-old man in Salem, car humping, and there’s a vampire in the road.

Thanks for listening, enjoy your day! Go Timbers!


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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 154

Today’s show: We’re up early! Hot dog! We talked about Teeth (the most disturbing movie EVER), True blood is ridiculous, computer probs, Listener party audio, Greg got his vuvuzela (dammit), Blazers hire, World Cup news, don’t have sex with a park bench, Rosa is your new best friend, Titanic 2 – electric bugaloo?, and Romancing the Spammer Finale. Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to ya tomorrow!

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Monday, June 28, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 153

Today’s show: Listener Party re-cap, dudes hitting on Heather, Amber Destiny’s demise, Barfly Anniversary Party yesterday, audio from the party (it’s pretty hilarious), Vancouver beating, Timber Joey (go Timbers!), new logo talk, Shittle vs. Portland, the grossest video EVER of the German coach at World Cup not knowing the camera was on him, an octopus named Paul, MLS, stripper soup and early show tomorrow.

Again, thank you SO so so very much for coming and hanging out with us on Saturday night at the Listener Party. You are all amazing, generous, hilarious people and it was a pleasure to meet each and every one of you. It’s because of you that we stumble into our studio every day and try to give you the best podcast we can – thank you for your support, and we look forward to having another party soon!

We love you long time.

–Greg & Sarah


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Friday, June 25, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 152

Today’s show: Rick Emerson and Dawn Taylor are awesome!, beer drinkin, Listener Party tomorrow (holy fuck!), trapped on the closet roof, free-balling, Sarah is addicted to karaoke, Blazers fucked shit up, Vuvuzela – drink!, Jeremy London is a monkey, old balls, Sumo wrestler vs. Snickers Bar, and we are super stoked to meet you guys tomorrow! See ya at the Balcony Bar @ the Hawthorne Theater, everything kicks off @ 8pm!

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SEE YA TOMORROW AT THE LISTENER PARTY, FOLKS!!