Friday, August 13, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 186

Today we got to nothing and everything. We started the show chatting about meth heads, mosquito bites, Sarah is a last call beer ninja, Soapbox Derby, Sarah and her terrible experience at the SHOE MILL at Lloyd Center (assholes. Wait, did I write that?), Kenny B and his super hot girlfriend, Big Jim! – ex-co-worker and good friend, inside baseball radio talk, and, hands down, one of the fucking funniest discussions we’ve ever had. Seriously, my face hurts from laughing. Goddamn. I love this show.

Have a great and safe weekend everyone, we’re going to be on vacation next week but fear not! There will be a new show up every day on www.funemploymentradio.com and on iTunes, so be sure to check them out.

We’ll chat with ya’ll in a little over a week, we love you!


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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 185

Today’s show: Greg’s microwave went kaput, Sarah’s laundry and her neighbors, Soapbox Derby this weekend!, Sarah’s past Soapbox Derby stories, where should Greg go camping?, Ball Talk, Pete Rose will take you to dinner for a car, LeBron James, wife biting, Father-in-law beating, World of Crazy, George Michael, semen squirter, Donald Duck will grope you, toad licking and micro machines.

Thanks for listening! We’re outta here, but will be back later this afternoon to record a special episode with Lisa & Brian Wood from Big Ass Sandwiches, that will air next week! Fuck yeah!

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 184


Today’s show: Greg and his magical bus ride, mean tanning guy, Sarah’s excursion to return her boots (she will cut a bitch), Naughty Bingo, Twisted, Sarah and her sister sing drunken karaoke, Greg sound bites, Ball Talk, Nets changing their name, True Blood asshole, Lawn Bowling, little bitches, this is my rabbi, Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week, World of Crazy, American Idol OD, attacking Oompa Loompa, fighting strippers, peas growing in your lungs and MFNW.

Thanks for listening! See ya’ll tomorrow!

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 183

Today’s show: coffee shop ladies still love Sarah, greg had a fruity breakfast, crown-shaped chicken, bumblebee nest, greg likes to play with 10-year-olds and assholes, True Blood is super awesome (and gay), Ball Talk, Jail Blazers, do NOT marry your stalker, MC Hammer and MMA, World of Crazy, Train made Charlie Sheen crazy, dancing strippers protest church, she really really wanted chicken mcnuggets, and COUNTY LAW!!

Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you tomorrow when we’ll have the one and only Kelly Clarke in-studio! Woo!

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Monday, August 9, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 182


Today’s show: weekend re-cap, Greg went camping, Sarah went to Bremerton, babies in bars, rickets fest, drinkin 40s in public, baby in a cooler, meth camping, Ball Talk, Romo’s bitch, Tim Tebo, disheveled and soiled, Isiah Thomas is ugly, sauna death, Mel Gibson’s dad is equally douchey, Britney Spears is an idiot, Poopwatch 2010, sex with a maniquinn, and Aaron Duran!

Thanks for listening, talk to ya tomorrow!

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Friday, August 6, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 181

Today’s show: coffee girl loves Sarah, hates Greg, not married, Greg is too afraid to take free samples, crazy dude from “SF”, Kenny B!, Sarah’s friend Alex from Mexico in-studio!, Mexican cheetos, Pablo, crazy cab driver, gypsy cabs, smattering of balls, Tiger Woods sucks, Paul the Octopus, A-Rod t-shirts are ridiculously overpriced, fake abortion and the best story about the morning after EVER.

Thanks for listening, have a great weekend! Hey, did you hear that Greg’s going camping?

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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 180

Today’s show: we’re up early!, yesterday’s shenanigans, Greg has an audition, creepy painter man, bike-riding rules, mystery person, Kick Ass, Curb your Enthusiasm, Ball Talk, Shaq attack, Ron Ron, Tiger cubs, insulting the goalie, World of crazy, cranberry poop, thank you – I’ve broken into your house, and creepy things the painter says to Sarah while she’s sleeping.

Thanks for listening!

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 179


Quote of the day: “Kiko and his blood mustache”

Hey there folks! Today’s show: Sarah’s back from Seattle, illegal Sparks, meth heads love Elvis, Mad Hatter tattoo – terrible, gay karaoke, Teresa cut all of Sarah’s hair off when she was 12, Funemployment Radio is therapy, Ball Talk, Brett Favre and his penis, Greg is a bass-fishing expert, University of Georgia’s ridiculous video, World of Crazy, Tila Tequila!, flying donkey flies no more, Kiko! Put down that toe!, here’s my hammer – I’d like a taco, and we’re all bonkers.

Thanks for listening, talk to ya tomorrow!

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Hey! You should go to University of Georgia! They're super douchey!



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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 178

Today’s show: Butters is crazy, construction EVERYWHERE, scooting around, Iron Man 2, mosquito bites, Courage Rawk!, Sarah’s heading to Seattle, Ball Talk, Lebron, Bret Favre, burning baseball field, marathon drinker, sequels, pregnant (wo)man gives birth, iPorn, is that lube in your purse?, finding love on 911, and Three men and a baby. Really.

Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you tomorrow!

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Ghost or cardboard cut-out?



Drunk woman calls 911 looking for love:

Monday, August 2, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 177

Today’s show: Weekend warriors, softball injury, humiliation on stage, beer garden, boo, True Blood, punk show, groupies, Aaron Duran from geekinthecity.com, Crown Royal, Ball Talk, Lance Armstrong is in trubb-le, too lazy for the NFL, World of Crazy, pole-dancing classes for nine-year-olds (?!), Miss Chubby, I’m related to Jason Voorhes, and ghost-hunting.

Thanks for listening, talk to ya tomorrow!

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Friday, July 30, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 176

Today’s show: we are completely crazy, stripper soup, Greg and his peepers, Sarah stayed out late, Lady Gaga dance party, Willamette Week party, the sandwich girl hates us, Bill Oakley!, more crazy, robot show, Ball Talk, Jeopardy lady, puking dude, Snooki was arrested, Bristol Palin – single again, 90210 reunion, and Vanilla Ice.

Have a fantastic weekend, talk at ya Monday!


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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 175

Today’s show: Rainy river day, Toddlers and Tiaras, twins, crazy monster dreams and breaking porcelain eggs, Laughing Feathers, hipster comments, Ball Talk, Lebron James jersey in Cleveland, bat bonfire, Portland Timbers, NFL diva, World of Crazy, beer cheese, penis piercing – dead giveaway, cheeseburger in a gas tank, Michael Lohan – musician?, and DJ Bran Flakes does chat roulette.

Thanks for listening folks! We’ll be back tomorrow with the one and only Bill Oakley in-studio! Woo! Steele Reserves for everyone!

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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 174

Quote of the day: “There is the rare hipster douchebag – it’s like a unicorn”

Today’s show: River day!, FOOTBALL, douchebag at the pool, Greg’s computer got a porn virus, hipster audition, hipster puppies, chat roulette is back!, DJ Bran Flakes, Ball Talk, Chris Paul, Rudy is a jackass, Michael Jackson & Nazi paraphernalia, flashing, Paul the Octopus!, and feces toothbrush.

Thanks for listening, talk to you tomorrow!


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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 173


Quote of the day? “Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight”

Today’s show: Greg’s a hipster (with photographic evidence), power outage, ghostly voices, Obamarama, auditions, Ball Talk, poor choice of a water bottle design, Yao Ming, “Twin titties”, fixed fight, man in clown pants robs bank, I’m an alien – goodbye, fat teenager kicks woman off plane, and buttcrack touching makes you stabby.

Thanks for listening, we’re off to enjoy the sun, yippee!


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Monday, July 26, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 172


Today’s show: Greg has auditions!, our weekends, softball Saturday, kayaking, going to the river, cops taking pictures with slutty girls, jailbait, CSI and David Caruso, Finish the David Caruso sentence, Aaron Duran and beer, Ball Talk, cornhole, Chris Paul might be coming to Portland and Greg has a crush on him, Wii tournament, power glove, stealing from roommates, falling down stairs, Lindsay Lohan heckled by inmates, Paris Hilton pulls a Jesse James, how many strokes does it take?, and a pregnant man.

Thanks for listening, we’ll be back tomorrow for an early show!

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 171

Today’s show: Beerfest 2010, Greg and his bus ride, chip-tasting, beer drinking, Man on Wire, D20, Sarah has prostitutes in her neighborhood, Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week, jack shacks, Best of Portland, Steel Reserve, Ball Talk, Greg is obsessed with Chris Paules, Kelly is a baller, Lindsay had her hair extensions ripped out, Mel Gibson – model citizen, floppy cunt, and Tonto.

Have a great weekend and thanks for listening!

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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 170

Today’s show: recording early, Nibman was a wee bit intoxicated yesterday, secret switching to decaf, Sarah got electrocuted, Brewfest, streaker, Foxy Brown is a mooner, creepy old white guy news, and a woman with underwear and paperclips on her head.

Thanks for listening, be sure to tune in tomorrow with the one and only Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week!

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 169

Today’s show: yesterday’s shenanigans, OPB, drinkin, going to the park, walking Food Tour, hung over, Tuggy in studio!, American Idol dude, Tuggy and Sarah have no idea about sports, small but virile balls, Extendz, worst injury EVER, Al Gore gets even more molesty, man posts pictures of his small penis around town, a flying donkey, and karaoke!

Thanks for listening! We had a lot of malt liquor today.

Quote of the day: “The donkey screamed and the children cried”.

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 168

Today’s show: Greg’s ears are wonky, dust and cherry-covered cars, i-dosing, True Blood is ridiculous, Greg is obsessed with Pit Boss, Tiger Woods is a big ole baby, Lindsay’s in the slammer, Mel Gibson is even more nuts, Paul the Octopus makes another decision, and a woman named Lacy really wanted a McChicken sandwich.

Thanks for listening, talk to you tomorrow!

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Monday, July 19, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 167

Today’s show: our weekends, bartending, camping, Douchebag stew, softball game!, Greg’s ghosts, Aaron Duran of Geek in the City, Taiwan Beer, Four Loco and knife-tossing, small but ample balls, slowest homerun EVER, invisible crying baby in Sarah’s backyard, drunken Amish buggy ride, Wesley Snipes heading to jail, I’m trying to kill invisible clowns, and we are all broken inside.

Thanks for listening!

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