Today’s show: Portland Timbers!, road sodas, Hellraiser 3, Seventh Sign, continuing with Greg’s bug bite, Governator, Carmello is a douche, John Mcenroe doesn’t like the ladies, dude can’t remember his kids names, is that six steaks in your pants?, vagina tree, Colondra and her sex toy, Sarah knows way too much about 90210, Greg loves Peewee, and we all love Kenny B (and he loves tiny asian women).
Happy Friday!
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Today’s show: Greg ate frogs, Sarah’s adventures on Sauvies Island’s clothing optional beach, tan butts, Greg’s bug bite is totally gross and leaky, Adventureland, www.audible.com, the Lost Symbol, The Oregon Vortex is awesome, PGE Park is being renamed, a dude was molested on a train, and Greg passed out in a handicapped train bathroom.
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you tomorrow! Go Timbers! Ayo!
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Today’s show: Greg’s falling apart, camping, cheap hotels, swimming Butters, pretty dude, Kenny G and his asian women, Ball Talk, Hawktimus Prime, Do you have Tim Tebo inside of you?, World of Crazy, Harry the psychic crocodile, drunk man argues with a bicycle, more Kenny G, and she said YES!! Woo!
We are insane. Thanks for listening, and thanks to Cassidy’s for being a fabulous sponsor! Visit them today, won’t you please? Adios!
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Today’s show: Shoe Mill Redemption! (thank you, Josh), Sarah’s scooter ran out of gas – again, Louse Fly and babies growing inside of his wrist, coolest thing EVER happens – listen to find out!, Ball Talk, Shaq is marrying one of Flava Flav’s leftovers, Tiger Woods is single, Lou Pinella Disease, arm wrestling crazy person, World of Crazy, angry lady penis cutting, pro-Catholic, Inmate eats glasses, banana costume, Andy Wood (Bridgetown Comedy Festival/Helium Comedy Club), Reggie Watts, and hot John Voigt.
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to ya tomorrow!
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Today’s show: we’re back! Week re-cap including Greg camping, Sarah got kicked out of the city of Troutdale, swimming hole, weird bugs, Country Secrets, Aaron Duran of Geek in the City!, Ball Talk, Rudy Fernandez is a little bitch, bleacher blow jobs, World of Crazy, Speidi sex tape, feces in a pool, and a maternity ward-groping. Thanks for listening, new show tomorrow! Word.
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VACATION EPISODE 11:
Lisa and Brian Wood from BIG-ASS SANDWICHES in-studio, Listener party stories to Lisa's favorite people to work with, food cart tales, beer drinkin, terribly inappropriate ideas for band names, and all-around awesomeness.
VACATION EPISODE 10:
BEST OF- includes such hits as Sarah’s embarrassing admission that she is obsessed with Titanic, Greg and Sarah do Ronnie and Sammi, Barry Sobel – comedian extraordinaire, Greg sings Kermit the Frog Karaoke geniusly, Rick Emerson talks about a whale that killed it’s captor, Bob Hope and his whores, Billy Starship and Bob Johnson take over the world. Thanks for listening!
VACATION EPISODE 9:
Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week joins us and we get to know new Funemployment Radio Intern Kenny B a lot more....including something creepy.
VACATION EPISODE 8:
BEST OF-The show includes: the infamous ‘poops on poops’, Brandon from Dublin Down & his hooker stories, Tugboat lore with the infamous Tuggy, Kelly Clarke and an addition of Romancing the Spammer, Drive-by flasher and trampoline masturbator, our interview with Meat Loaf, and one of the most embarrassing karaoke songs ever. We love you long time.
VACATION EPISODE 7:
Aaron Duran from Geek In The City joins us for a discussion of Greg's Ghosts, Sarah's World Of Crazy Story and a Dating Conundrum that Sarah finds herself in.
Today we got to nothing and everything. We started the show chatting about meth heads, mosquito bites, Sarah is a last call beer ninja, Soapbox Derby, Sarah and her terrible experience at the SHOE MILL at Lloyd Center (assholes. Wait, did I write that?), Kenny B and his super hot girlfriend, Big Jim! – ex-co-worker and good friend, inside baseball radio talk, and, hands down, one of the fucking funniest discussions we’ve ever had. Seriously, my face hurts from laughing. Goddamn. I love this show.
Have a great and safe weekend everyone, we’re going to be on vacation next week but fear not! There will be a new show up every day on www.funemploymentradio.com and on iTunes, so be sure to check them out.
We’ll chat with ya’ll in a little over a week, we love you!
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Today’s show: Greg’s microwave went kaput, Sarah’s laundry and her neighbors, Soapbox Derby this weekend!, Sarah’s past Soapbox Derby stories, where should Greg go camping?, Ball Talk, Pete Rose will take you to dinner for a car, LeBron James, wife biting, Father-in-law beating, World of Crazy, George Michael, semen squirter, Donald Duck will grope you, toad licking and micro machines.
Thanks for listening! We’re outta here, but will be back later this afternoon to record a special episode with Lisa & Brian Wood from Big Ass Sandwiches, that will air next week! Fuck yeah!
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Today’s show: Greg and his magical bus ride, mean tanning guy, Sarah’s excursion to return her boots (she will cut a bitch), Naughty Bingo, Twisted, Sarah and her sister sing drunken karaoke, Greg sound bites, Ball Talk, Nets changing their name, True Blood asshole, Lawn Bowling, little bitches, this is my rabbi, Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week, World of Crazy, American Idol OD, attacking Oompa Loompa, fighting strippers, peas growing in your lungs and MFNW.
Thanks for listening! See ya’ll tomorrow!
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Today’s show: coffee shop ladies still love Sarah, greg had a fruity breakfast, crown-shaped chicken, bumblebee nest, greg likes to play with 10-year-olds and assholes, True Blood is super awesome (and gay), Ball Talk, Jail Blazers, do NOT marry your stalker, MC Hammer and MMA, World of Crazy, Train made Charlie Sheen crazy, dancing strippers protest church, she really really wanted chicken mcnuggets, and COUNTY LAW!!
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you tomorrow when we’ll have the one and only Kelly Clarke in-studio! Woo!
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Today’s show: weekend re-cap, Greg went camping, Sarah went to Bremerton, babies in bars, rickets fest, drinkin 40s in public, baby in a cooler, meth camping, Ball Talk, Romo’s bitch, Tim Tebo, disheveled and soiled, Isiah Thomas is ugly, sauna death, Mel Gibson’s dad is equally douchey, Britney Spears is an idiot, Poopwatch 2010, sex with a maniquinn, and Aaron Duran!
Thanks for listening, talk to ya tomorrow!
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Today’s show: coffee girl loves Sarah, hates Greg, not married, Greg is too afraid to take free samples, crazy dude from “SF”, Kenny B!, Sarah’s friend Alex from Mexico in-studio!, Mexican cheetos, Pablo, crazy cab driver, gypsy cabs, smattering of balls, Tiger Woods sucks, Paul the Octopus, A-Rod t-shirts are ridiculously overpriced, fake abortion and the best story about the morning after EVER.
Thanks for listening, have a great weekend! Hey, did you hear that Greg’s going camping?
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Today’s show: we’re up early!, yesterday’s shenanigans, Greg has an audition, creepy painter man, bike-riding rules, mystery person, Kick Ass, Curb your Enthusiasm, Ball Talk, Shaq attack, Ron Ron, Tiger cubs, insulting the goalie, World of crazy, cranberry poop, thank you – I’ve broken into your house, and creepy things the painter says to Sarah while she’s sleeping.
Thanks for listening!
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Hey there folks! Today’s show: Sarah’s back from Seattle, illegal Sparks, meth heads love Elvis, Mad Hatter tattoo – terrible, gay karaoke, Teresa cut all of Sarah’s hair off when she was 12, Funemployment Radio is therapy, Ball Talk, Brett Favre and his penis, Greg is a bass-fishing expert, University of Georgia’s ridiculous video, World of Crazy, Tila Tequila!, flying donkey flies no more, Kiko! Put down that toe!, here’s my hammer – I’d like a taco, and we’re all bonkers.
Thanks for listening, talk to ya tomorrow!
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Today’s show: Butters is crazy, construction EVERYWHERE, scooting around, Iron Man 2, mosquito bites, Courage Rawk!, Sarah’s heading to Seattle, Ball Talk, Lebron, Bret Favre, burning baseball field, marathon drinker, sequels, pregnant (wo)man gives birth, iPorn, is that lube in your purse?, finding love on 911, and Three men and a baby. Really.
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you tomorrow!
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Today’s show: Weekend warriors, softball injury, humiliation on stage, beer garden, boo, True Blood, punk show, groupies, Aaron Duran from geekinthecity.com, Crown Royal, Ball Talk, Lance Armstrong is in trubb-le, too lazy for the NFL, World of Crazy, pole-dancing classes for nine-year-olds (?!), Miss Chubby, I’m related to Jason Voorhes, and ghost-hunting.
Thanks for listening, talk to ya tomorrow!
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Today’s show: we are completely crazy, stripper soup, Greg and his peepers, Sarah stayed out late, Lady Gaga dance party, Willamette Week party, the sandwich girl hates us, Bill Oakley!, more crazy, robot show, Ball Talk, Jeopardy lady, puking dude, Snooki was arrested, Bristol Palin – single again, 90210 reunion, and Vanilla Ice.
Have a fantastic weekend, talk at ya Monday!
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Today’s show: Rainy river day, Toddlers and Tiaras, twins, crazy monster dreams and breaking porcelain eggs, Laughing Feathers, hipster comments, Ball Talk, Lebron James jersey in Cleveland, bat bonfire, Portland Timbers, NFL diva, World of Crazy, beer cheese, penis piercing – dead giveaway, cheeseburger in a gas tank, Michael Lohan – musician?, and DJ Bran Flakes does chat roulette.
Thanks for listening folks! We’ll be back tomorrow with the one and only Bill Oakley in-studio! Woo! Steele Reserves for everyone!
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Quote of the day: “There is the rare hipster douchebag – it’s like a unicorn”
Today’s show: River day!, FOOTBALL, douchebag at the pool, Greg’s computer got a porn virus, hipster audition, hipster puppies, chat roulette is back!, DJ Bran Flakes, Ball Talk, Chris Paul, Rudy is a jackass, Michael Jackson & Nazi paraphernalia, flashing, Paul the Octopus!, and feces toothbrush.
Thanks for listening, talk to you tomorrow!
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Quote of the day? “Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight”
Today’s show: Greg’s a hipster (with photographic evidence), power outage, ghostly voices, Obamarama, auditions, Ball Talk, poor choice of a water bottle design, Yao Ming, “Twin titties”, fixed fight, man in clown pants robs bank, I’m an alien – goodbye, fat teenager kicks woman off plane, and buttcrack touching makes you stabby.
Thanks for listening, we’re off to enjoy the sun, yippee!
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