Today’s show: It’s our 200th episode! Hot dog! Today we tried to get back on track, and alas, it didn’t happen. We started off with Low’s song, whiskey, Greg Proops’ show from last night, Sarah’s writing a book, Dawn Taylor, Rick Emerson, periods and exclamation points, Rick’s guide to menses, Smashmouth look-alike, what is bukakke?, first porn’s, Sliver, boners, Rick’s threesome, creepy teachers being molesty, and Dawn made out with her Uncle.
Have a great weekend! Goddamn, it’s been a good 200 shows, thank you SO MUCH to all of you for your support – we love you long time. xo
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Today’s show: It’s Greg Proops day! We honestly had some shit planned out, but when Greg showed up – it all went out the window, holy god he’s a cool dude. We chatted about ‘Who’s line is it Anyway?’, Jerry Lewis and porn, Broadway musicals, USO Tours, Drew Carey, Scott Stapp, Clive Anderson, being a comedian, and just all-around awesome-ness. Wow. We’re going to see him tonight at Helium @ 8pm, hopefully you can make it down! He’ll be performing tonight, tomorrow night and Saturday night, try and make it down if ya can!
Thanks for listening, and we’ll talk to you tomorrow for our 200TH EPISODE! Holy crap. Have we been unemployed that long?
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Today’s show: Yesterday was bizarre, running out of gas, creepy whistler, dreams and plants growing in your wrists, Melissa and Joey, Sons of Anarchy, Butters senses evil, Meth heads running round nakes, water bug cavern, Sarah’s turning into a cactus, Ball Talk, Dennis Rodman wants to smash some ass, red lace thong, gold medal vs. military, predictions tomorrow, Audible.com, WOC, Britney + exposure = sued, Sister Wives, cow urine in your eyes, child speed bumps and Jennifer Lopez leads to arson.
Thanks for listening, all! We’ll keep ya posted, we might (fingers crossed) have a big guest on the show tomorrow, check back for details! Woo!
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Today’s show: Stripper soup, FOOTBALL!, hunting for dead animals, Saturday Market, Showgirls, Greg and his backyard TV, meth heads and firetrucks, Tuggy and shots, Fantasy Football first pick!, Cornholing, Hippie’s ruin everything, Hippie bus, Ball Talk, Shaq not dating Hoops?, best song about Aaron Rodgers you’ll ever hear, OSU lost, T Ocho, World of crazy, are you hiding in my closet?, naked dude in car, Butt Hole Road, nipple-sucking doctor, and Happy birthday to Ben.
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you in the manana!
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Today’s show: Sarah’s 90210 trivia update, Greg has something dead in his basement, meth head travel pack, make sure someone is actually pregnant before asking when the baby is due, NFL drafting party, Ball Talk, Timbers win!, chat roulette sex, grey ashy penis, more predictions, Todd Glass, touring with other comedians, grilled cheese sandwiches, smoking the pot, Helium Comedy Club, World of Crazy, is that a fishing rod in your pants?, don’t shoot yourself in the butt, and tiny British penis’(penises? peni?)
Thanks for listening, have a great weekend and we’ll talk to you fine folks on Tuesday. Be safe, have fun!
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Today’s show: Hot dog! It’s 90210 day (September 2nd, 2010)!, Sarah is ridiculously excited, 90210 trivia, Greg went to the dentist and something went horribly awry, Twilight is just as bad as you’d think it was, Iron Man, Yoko Ono and her 3-minute orgasm, trololololo, Ball Talk, 90210, twitter idiots, LA Lakers, Greg’s predictions (oh dear lord), crazy man suing people, World of Crazy, 90210, pubes for breakfast, road modeling, sex-girlfriend, smoking baby, Florida with Trees, and 90210.
Be sure to listen tomorrow when we’ll have Todd Glass in studio! You stay classy, Funemployment Radio listeners. Word.
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Today’s show: free coffee for Greg (everything’s coming up Greg), not a boob flasher, crazy homeless folk encounters, fat asian laughing boy with small dog, Facebook politics, being ‘unfriended’, Sarah’s a silver fox, boots are fixed! (Thanks, Shoe Mill!), Ball Talk, be sure if you’re passing out in a truck it’s yours, Kendal Langford can suck balls, Manny Ramirez is a jerk, no more Little People, drunk Baboons, wiffle bat-beating, and breast-feeding a calf.
Thanks for listening! Adios muchachos.
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Today’s show: Sarah’s neighbors hate her, John Denver, weird dreams, naked True Blood, Greg and his mailman, Ball Talk, insured hair, blindingly red field, EWU, chat roulette sex, the Jordans, blow-up doll races, World of Crazy, Paris’ vagina purse, Oregon is becoming Florida with trees, mooning, Vampire Bill’s sock, and feces in a jail cell. Wow. We sound really gross.
Thanks for listening, enjoy your Tuesday!
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Today’s show: The weekend, camping, Adventure in Gresham, Fernando and Vicki, road sodas, Bob Dylan and Edgefield, Aaron Duran of Geek in the City, ghost talk, history of Greg’s house (it’s messed up), confessions of something creepy that happened yesterday, Ball Talk, football talk, Bengals cheerleader, I’m not 21, I’m 14!, Russian Soccer, World of Crazy, Paris Hilton goin to prison, old man vs. cornbread pan, giant squid roaming the earth, and a man cuts of his penis to try to get out of going home. Really.
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you tomorrow! We have such sights to show you.
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Today’s show: Portland Timbers!, road sodas, Hellraiser 3, Seventh Sign, continuing with Greg’s bug bite, Governator, Carmello is a douche, John Mcenroe doesn’t like the ladies, dude can’t remember his kids names, is that six steaks in your pants?, vagina tree, Colondra and her sex toy, Sarah knows way too much about 90210, Greg loves Peewee, and we all love Kenny B (and he loves tiny asian women).
Happy Friday!
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Today’s show: Greg ate frogs, Sarah’s adventures on Sauvies Island’s clothing optional beach, tan butts, Greg’s bug bite is totally gross and leaky, Adventureland, www.audible.com, the Lost Symbol, The Oregon Vortex is awesome, PGE Park is being renamed, a dude was molested on a train, and Greg passed out in a handicapped train bathroom.
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you tomorrow! Go Timbers! Ayo!
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Today’s show: Greg’s falling apart, camping, cheap hotels, swimming Butters, pretty dude, Kenny G and his asian women, Ball Talk, Hawktimus Prime, Do you have Tim Tebo inside of you?, World of Crazy, Harry the psychic crocodile, drunk man argues with a bicycle, more Kenny G, and she said YES!! Woo!
We are insane. Thanks for listening, and thanks to Cassidy’s for being a fabulous sponsor! Visit them today, won’t you please? Adios!
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Today’s show: Shoe Mill Redemption! (thank you, Josh), Sarah’s scooter ran out of gas – again, Louse Fly and babies growing inside of his wrist, coolest thing EVER happens – listen to find out!, Ball Talk, Shaq is marrying one of Flava Flav’s leftovers, Tiger Woods is single, Lou Pinella Disease, arm wrestling crazy person, World of Crazy, angry lady penis cutting, pro-Catholic, Inmate eats glasses, banana costume, Andy Wood (Bridgetown Comedy Festival/Helium Comedy Club), Reggie Watts, and hot John Voigt.
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to ya tomorrow!
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Today’s show: we’re back! Week re-cap including Greg camping, Sarah got kicked out of the city of Troutdale, swimming hole, weird bugs, Country Secrets, Aaron Duran of Geek in the City!, Ball Talk, Rudy Fernandez is a little bitch, bleacher blow jobs, World of Crazy, Speidi sex tape, feces in a pool, and a maternity ward-groping. Thanks for listening, new show tomorrow! Word.
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VACATION EPISODE 11:
Lisa and Brian Wood from BIG-ASS SANDWICHES in-studio, Listener party stories to Lisa's favorite people to work with, food cart tales, beer drinkin, terribly inappropriate ideas for band names, and all-around awesomeness.
VACATION EPISODE 10:
BEST OF- includes such hits as Sarah’s embarrassing admission that she is obsessed with Titanic, Greg and Sarah do Ronnie and Sammi, Barry Sobel – comedian extraordinaire, Greg sings Kermit the Frog Karaoke geniusly, Rick Emerson talks about a whale that killed it’s captor, Bob Hope and his whores, Billy Starship and Bob Johnson take over the world. Thanks for listening!
VACATION EPISODE 9:
Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week joins us and we get to know new Funemployment Radio Intern Kenny B a lot more....including something creepy.
VACATION EPISODE 8:
BEST OF-The show includes: the infamous ‘poops on poops’, Brandon from Dublin Down & his hooker stories, Tugboat lore with the infamous Tuggy, Kelly Clarke and an addition of Romancing the Spammer, Drive-by flasher and trampoline masturbator, our interview with Meat Loaf, and one of the most embarrassing karaoke songs ever. We love you long time.
VACATION EPISODE 7:
Aaron Duran from Geek In The City joins us for a discussion of Greg's Ghosts, Sarah's World Of Crazy Story and a Dating Conundrum that Sarah finds herself in.
Today we got to nothing and everything. We started the show chatting about meth heads, mosquito bites, Sarah is a last call beer ninja, Soapbox Derby, Sarah and her terrible experience at the SHOE MILL at Lloyd Center (assholes. Wait, did I write that?), Kenny B and his super hot girlfriend, Big Jim! – ex-co-worker and good friend, inside baseball radio talk, and, hands down, one of the fucking funniest discussions we’ve ever had. Seriously, my face hurts from laughing. Goddamn. I love this show.
Have a great and safe weekend everyone, we’re going to be on vacation next week but fear not! There will be a new show up every day on www.funemploymentradio.com and on iTunes, so be sure to check them out.
We’ll chat with ya’ll in a little over a week, we love you!
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Today’s show: Greg’s microwave went kaput, Sarah’s laundry and her neighbors, Soapbox Derby this weekend!, Sarah’s past Soapbox Derby stories, where should Greg go camping?, Ball Talk, Pete Rose will take you to dinner for a car, LeBron James, wife biting, Father-in-law beating, World of Crazy, George Michael, semen squirter, Donald Duck will grope you, toad licking and micro machines.
Thanks for listening! We’re outta here, but will be back later this afternoon to record a special episode with Lisa & Brian Wood from Big Ass Sandwiches, that will air next week! Fuck yeah!
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Today’s show: Greg and his magical bus ride, mean tanning guy, Sarah’s excursion to return her boots (she will cut a bitch), Naughty Bingo, Twisted, Sarah and her sister sing drunken karaoke, Greg sound bites, Ball Talk, Nets changing their name, True Blood asshole, Lawn Bowling, little bitches, this is my rabbi, Kelly Clarke from Willamette Week, World of Crazy, American Idol OD, attacking Oompa Loompa, fighting strippers, peas growing in your lungs and MFNW.
Thanks for listening! See ya’ll tomorrow!
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Today’s show: coffee shop ladies still love Sarah, greg had a fruity breakfast, crown-shaped chicken, bumblebee nest, greg likes to play with 10-year-olds and assholes, True Blood is super awesome (and gay), Ball Talk, Jail Blazers, do NOT marry your stalker, MC Hammer and MMA, World of Crazy, Train made Charlie Sheen crazy, dancing strippers protest church, she really really wanted chicken mcnuggets, and COUNTY LAW!!
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you tomorrow when we’ll have the one and only Kelly Clarke in-studio! Woo!
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Today’s show: weekend re-cap, Greg went camping, Sarah went to Bremerton, babies in bars, rickets fest, drinkin 40s in public, baby in a cooler, meth camping, Ball Talk, Romo’s bitch, Tim Tebo, disheveled and soiled, Isiah Thomas is ugly, sauna death, Mel Gibson’s dad is equally douchey, Britney Spears is an idiot, Poopwatch 2010, sex with a maniquinn, and Aaron Duran!
Thanks for listening, talk to ya tomorrow!
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