Good Thursday to you fine folks! Today Greg and Sarah started the show with Butters talk, and the weird stuff that she’s eating in the backyard. Oh yes, it is as exciting as it sounds. Also, Greg’s neighbors window looks into his bathroom, and Sarah found that out the hard way today. We then tried to find new words for our lexicon since we’ve been informed that Greg says “awesome” too much and Sarah’s always saying “epic”. We have since found replacement words. Wow, it a lot funnier than it reads ☺
Nibs had Ball Talk about Channing Frye, sexy text messages, and blasphemy, and Sarah had sh*tshow news about a woman selling bottled spirits (the dead kind, not the drinky kind), paying for crack with Monopoly money, and a lady who got into a car accident – wait for it – while shaving her vagina.
We had Brian in from the Punk Group with a world premiere of their new song called “Roy Assburn”, and it is glorious, and heard only on Funemployment Radio!
Thanks for listening friends, we’ll catch ya on the flipside.
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Hope you all had great weekends! Today’s show started with a recap of what we did over the weekend, which consisted of us spending hours sitting in the Nibman’s backyard after Friday’s show drinking beer and eating pizza – it was glorious. Sarah joined a softball team (they had their first practice on Saturday and she can still hardly move) and Greg spent time in the sun with his family wandering around the Lone Fir Cemetary.
Aaron Duran came in wielding, I shit you not, a sword, a drinking horn, and a copy of Joe Pesci’s alter-ego’s rap album. Oh, and a bottle of home-made meade. We love Aaron. We chatted about the history of the Lone Fir Cemetary, as well as the stories behind some of the folks that are buried there (there are some pretty messed-up stories!). Greg had Ball Talk with speaks of hurt Blazers, taunting Duke fans, Tim Tebo, and a love triangle. Awesome.
Sarah then had her post-Oscar wrap-up where we all discussed the happenings last night, including horrible dresses, an actor throwing a temper tantrum, and a drunk old white lady interrupting a dude’s acceptance speech. Yes, it was as glorious and awkward as it sounds.
Thanks for listening, we’ll be back tomorrow with special guest Brian (aka the Sex Object) from The Punk Group!
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Happy Friday, friends! Wow, so today Nibman and Sarah decided to drink malt liquor and have a show. And it. Was. AWESOME! Depending on your definition of awesome.
Today we spoke about Nibs getting new headshots (his last ones were atrocious), Rodney Dangerfield, sweatpants, chat roulette (of course), soft ball, malt liquor, and Tonya Harding. Really.
Nibman had Ball Talk about an athlete being molesty, someone stealing a car, and girls wrestling in cole slaw. Sarah’s Entertainment News consisted of Avatar, Tiger Woods doing what he does best (not golf; being a douchebag), and a naked woman tied to a tree.
We ended with an awesome DIO karaoke song since, of course, it’s metal Friday. Have a good weekend, guys!
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Good Thursday to you! Today’s show started off with chat about, what do you know, David Hasselhoff! We also talked about Navy teeth (Sarah insists they are a real thing), chat roulette, George Lopez (thief), OMSI after-dark, and Patrick Swayze.
Nibs had a brand-new Ball Talk where he talked about eye-gouging, cheerleaders having to be maced, and the Blazers kicking much ass last night, and Sarah’s Entertainment News included Dr. Drew having a stalker (and a super creepy one at that), a magical ‘little people’ kingdom that’s been made in China, and Johnny Depp’s lady friend does not want him anywhere near Angelina Jolie and her magical vagina.
We ended the show with a little bit of Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart reading movie scripts, and this particular movie is Sarah’s favorite ever!
Thanks for listening, tomorrow’s Friday, woo!
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Today we discovered the glory – that is – chatroulette.com! Yes, both Billie Starship and Bob Johnson made cameos on it, saw a few penis’ (kind of weird) and Bob made friends with a hot Swedish girl. But there was more to the show, oh yes! Today we also chatted about the douchebags on the Real World, how movies that totally spam you every five seconds when you want to watch a TV show make you NOT want to see them, and the movie Quarantine.
Nibs had Ball Talk where he talked about the Blazers getting a new player, a drunk golfer seeking revenge, and Don Cherry – if you don’t know who he is, google him – he is awesome! Sarah had Entertainment News including Michael Jackson’s kids, Naomi Campbell beating yet another human being, and a disturbing story about how most department stores repackage and sell used underwear. Fucking GROSS.
The chatroulette with Bob Johnson took up the rest of the show, and my lord, it is pretty hilarious. Let’s just say Nibs channeled his inner-hick, and made a lot of new friends all over the world.
Thanks for listening, folks!
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Today’s show consisted of: talking a lot about high school! Yes, it was confessed that Sarah was a huge Ska fan and actually traveled across the great sea of… well, the Puget Sound – every weekend to go to Ska clubs with her friends in Seattle. Greg then made fun of her, and we chatted about all of the music we loved in high school, as well as BSG (thanks, Isaac!), malt liquor and dreams. Not really. We also talked about how gross we are (seriously? Who doesn’t notice they’re burping in front of other people?), and the first installment of Sarah reading from a shitty “single woman” book that was given to her by a relative. And it is creepy.
Nibs had Ball Talk where Kobe Bryant again proves he’s a giant douchebag, as well as a creepy Grudge-like girl who wrestles older men, and new OJ news which brings to light that Nibs has a signed book from him – one that is actually illegal to own – listen to find out! Sarah’s Entertainment News including news of Charlie Sheen being a swinger, a drunk sword-weilding mom running through an elementary school, and live fish falling from the sky in a town in Australia.
We talked a bit about the movie Sarah saw last night (Shutter Island), Billy Starship and Bob Johnson are going to make an appearance on a dating web-chat thing soon, and we ended with some butt-rock karaoke that we put our all into. It was magical… in a way.
Thanks for listening friends! Talk to ya’ll tomorrow. Word.
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Hey friends. We got a bit of a late start today due to the fact that we were busy… PACKAGING t-shirts! Yes, the new website is up and running (thanks to the Nibman) and we’ve been busy taking in the orders and getting them ready for the mail! Thanks to you all for your generosity, we are so stoked to have such rad folks as listeners. Oh, and if you’d like to purchase on head to www.funemploymentradio.com to check them out ☺
Okay. Today we chatted it up about tv shows and books, post-apocalyptic stories, Sarah and her single-dom and the wide range of books that have been given to her by family members on the subject (really, people, giving ‘sassy single girl’ books as presents is not necessary), and also talked about the Room and other oh-so-gloriously shitty movies that we love.
Nibs had Ball Talk where we talked about the USA’s loss to Canadia – and it was totally Nibler’s fault. Just kidding! But seriously, he’s never allowed to bet on the fate of our country in sports again. We also discussed, Jersey shore (yup, in Ball Talk!), and talked March madness. Sarah had Entertainment News featuring Jay Leno (ick), Alice in Wonderland (and a hilarious review of it by some angry British guy), and a rad sequel that’s in the works!
Thanks for listening folks, and be sure to snag a t-shirt before they’re all gone! Happy Monday!
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Today it was just Sarah and the Nibman and we cracked a Mickeys and started the show! We started watching the Olympics this morning and watched the US KILL Finland, and saw a bunch of grown men cry. Kind of awkward. Also, today was quite exciting because yes, my friends, we launched our new website!! Please check it out when you get a sec and let us know what you think, and also be sure to check out our online store where you can buy Funemployment Radio t-shirts! They’re limited edition so snag one as soon as possible ☺
Alright, enough whoring. Today we discovered that Greg can pick locks, Sarah got rid of an old DVD player in a quest to not be a hoarder, and Greg feels vindicated about his “donating” broken objects to a Goodwill due to the type of staff it employs from a phone call we received. We then talked about Canada, talked about our signs (Greg’s a skittley Cancer, Sarah’s a crazy Libra), and had Ball Talk where we had Greg’s special “Olympics Coverage”, where fawned over hot lady snowboarders and made his prediction for who’s going to win gold in the Hockey game on Sunday. Sarah had Entertainment news about Boner, Sea World, a drunk police officer, and the best damn video resume you’ll see all day.
We ended with stories about our trips to Canadia, which include black-market beer and prostitutes, and the finale was a karaoke song by Greg’s favorite band. It didn’t have many words, but the ones that were there, oh, it was magical.
Have a great weekend, everyone!
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Today we started off the show talking about, of course, hoarding. I swear people, if you’ve never seen the A&E show “Hoarders” then you’re missing out. If you’ve been looking for inspiration to clean your house or get rid of things you don’t need – this is the show for you. Seriously, watch it. Okay, enough of that. We also talked about Batman, cooking, painting (Sarah just finished a dog painting today!), leaving belongings on the side of the road that you no longer want (we, of course, do not condone this) and hockey.
Rick Emerson came to the studio today (it’s always so awesome to see him!) and we chatted about Outlook Portland (more info at www.outlookportland.com), as well as a horrific story about a killer whale. Yes, folks, he was in prime Rick Emerson form, and it was just as hilarious (and, of course, inappropriate) as you think it would be. Sarah had Entertainment News about Bob Hope being a manwhore, who the new Captain America will be, and the greatest sequel ever is in the works – yes, my friends, I AM talking about… Showgirls 2.
Sarah and Chris Patyk dorkily talked about lost and the meaning of the numbers (did you know that 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 all add up to 108 – which was the number in the lighthouse and the amount of minutes they had to hit the button in the hatch? Wow. I am a colossal nerd.), and Greg had an awesome Ball Talk about a dude that is addicted to Mtn. Dew and straws (seriously), and Olympics coverage that only he can uncover – oh yes, the shit has hittith the fan for a few teams.
Thanks for listening!
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Here are the Kids of Whidney High on the now-defunct AM 970! :
...and here is that super creepy mall that was built with LIVE SHARKS circling around it in Dubai that cracked and started leaking water.... and SHARKS! Not really, but the water from sharks is still pretty scary.
Good rainy Wednesday to you folks! Greg has had no sleep and Sarah just got a tattoo… oh, it’s a good one.
Today we chatted about Sarah’s collection (hoard) of purses and the interesting things she found in them when she cleaned them out for the first time in eight years. Yes, eight years. We also talked about Boyz in tha Hood and the fact that Nibs hasn’t taken his garbage out… in quite some time.
Greg then had Ball Talk the Nets and the Blazers kicking their ASS last night, a lady who looks like a sausage, and an unfortunate prank phone call on ESPN. Sarah had Entertainment News where she talked about Hillary Duff (and a TRULY amazing link to accompany it – see below. That is one grateful girl), Matthew Fox having a supposed affair with someone in Bend, and a lady who was saved by a shooting by her own fat. Literally.
Sarah had to leave for a bit to get a tattoo (thanks, Lucky!), and when she got back we babbled on, and then sang a pretty damn amazing karaoke song.
Thanks for tuning in! ...er.. listening on the internets. We appreciate you all!
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Hey there friends! Today’s show was just the Nibman and Sarah, and it was a good one. We started out chatting about water aerobics (which Sarah is now obsessed with), along with a dude that bought an online island, Gold Bond and the creepy things dudes do with it, and what the hell Farmville is (we still have no clue).
Nibs had Ball Talk with lots of Blazer and Olympics coverage – including speaks of figure skating and snowboarding. Sarah also had Olympics news in Entertainment News – including the petition for a new event for the next one. Also, dude from Growing Pains is missing, and a man was arrested for break-dancing. It was a slow news day.
We ended with a new movie script, read, of course, by Sammi and Ronnie, and it’s from one of our favorite movies ever (and no, it’s not from Silence of the Lambs –EVER AGAIN. I think we made a mistake, Michael).
Thanks, as always, for listening!
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Happy Monday to you all! Hope you all had a good weekend!
Today we talked about our times this weekend, including going out on Friday night (where Tuggy got the Nibman a bit drunky – so much so that he fell off of his porch – and it was glorious), having drinks with exes, seeing shows and feeling the most single you ever have (Sarah went and saw Magnetic Fields last night – turns out that it’s basically a couples-only event). Also, we talked about Butters eating garbage and how much you should tip for shitty service (zero).
Aaron Duran came in and we chatted a bit about getting metal pads implanted in your head to hold up your glasses, then went into Ball Talk and chatted about the Blazers (yeah…), as well as some Olympic news from this weekend, including the US beating Canada’s ass – ot was awesome. Sarah chatted about Facebook stabbings for entertainment news, as well as Heidi Montag and her quest for bigger boobs and, of course, shitshow of the year: Tila Tequila. Watch out Texas, she’s coming your way ☺
We ended talking about ghosts, and we’re going to be investigating Tuggy’s house this next weekend and see what we come up with. We also had the best karaoke song EVER! Well, at least Sarah and Aaron think so.
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you tomorrow!
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Today was awesome, and we started it with talking about high school and how awesome it was (not really), weed, going to creepy summer camp, and nuns as Principals (I still don’t like you, Sister Dolores). Then we had the infamous Bill Oakley on the show to drink some malt liquor and share his experiences about writing and producing for “The Simpsons”. It was kind of hilarious, and he gave us a bunch of inside scoop on what it’s like to work on the most recognized cartoon on the planet.
Greg had Ball Talk, which highlighted a ton of Olympics news (ah, petty figure skaters – we love you), as well as the Canada vs. USA game this Sunday, and Sarah talked about Sean Penn, the slut gene, Ronnie from Jersey Shore (of course), and Sarah Palin getting an ass-whipping. It was kind of genius.
We ended with talking more about the Simpsons, including the best guest stars to work with, and Greg and Sarah sang an embarrassing rendition of a well-known song for karaoke. Ah, all’s well that ends well, and we’re ready to drink beer in the backyard.
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you on Monday!
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Good lord it’s beautiful outside today. Happy Thursday!
Today it was just Sarah and the Nibman, and the show got off to a nerdy start with talks of video games that we loved as kids (Wizards and Warriors, anyone?), as well as a really creepy story about people being able to break into your computer and watch you through your camera while you’re at home. Hence the reason we are both crazy people (Sarah covers her camera with a band-aid, Nibs with a piece of toilet paper). We then moved onto Ball Talk and spoke about the Olympics (go Shawn White!), as well as an update on Tiger Woods (douchebag). Sarah had Entertainment News which was about some dude kicked off of an airplane, our fave shitshow Tila Tequila, and a heartbreak on Jersey Shore that has hit home with us.
Speaking of Jersey Shore, we did, indeed, have the most disturbing ‘Ronnie and Sammi’ segment ever. Some movies just probably shouldn’t be recited in a Jersey accent. Just sayin’.
Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to tune in tomorrow for the one and only Bill Oakley in studio (writer and producer of THE SIMPSONS! Woo!). Talk to you then!
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Today started out wholesome enough, we chatted about True Blood (the Nibman is totally getting into it! Yay!), as well as addressing the issue of Kevin Smith and his getting kicked off of a plane for being too, shall we say, obese. Yes, we’ve received a lot of emails about it, and chatted about the issue in the way that we believe it should have been handled. I don’t know… buying two seats knowingly, and then downgrading down to one and being pissed? Not sure if that makes sense… but please correct us if you so desire!
We had Chris Patyk on to talk LOST with Sarah, and it was a pretty epic episode (fuck yeah John Locke!) and a pretty dorky segment. Tuggy (Sarah’s best buddy) came in to chat about tugboat lore (quite honestly the most interesting segment we’ve ever had), and then we chatted about ghosts and the experiences that he’s had at his house – and it’s gets a bit creepy. Oh, and Nibs had Ball Talk as well where we chatted about the Blazers and the Olympics and all things sporty – it was glorious.
We closed the show with a karaoke song that we all enjoy, and it was kind of bad. But kind of awesome.
Thanks for listening!
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Tuggy, wearing a PLAIN sweater, with something in front of him at his party on Saturday night... in the same spot that the ghost has appeared.Thoughts?
Today was a glorious day, the sun is shining, the air is crisp, and Sarah spent the morning waiting in line for food stamps. Oh, the glamour of being poor and unemployed – oh, wait… funemployed! And fun we did have. We chatted about True Blood, the Olympics (yay for curling!), cleaning, burping, our big guest for Friday (so excited), and then went into Ball Talk where Nibs regaled us with tales of peeing golfers, Blazer trade, and a pregnant Olympian. Really.
Sarah had Entertainment News featuring our favorite shitshow Tila Tequila, a Jersey shore racist, a special anniversary, and a pretty damn offensive clip from Family Guy that has Sarah Palin’s knickers in a twist (p.s. Seth McFarlane is going to hell. Wow.)
We finished the show with another installment of “Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart read movie scripts”, and we both firmly believe it’s the best one to date. We had many, MANY requests for this one, so hope you like it!
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk at ya tomorrow!
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Good Monday, folks! Wow, it was quite the weekend for the Nibman and Sarah! It was Valentine’s Day weekend, and Nibs and Katie celebrated by heading out of town, and Sarah celebrated by hanging out with friends and eating heart-shaped pizzas and drinking jagerbombs. Really. Aaron Duran then came on the show, completely derailing any semblance we had of structure, clutching two giant cans of Four Loko ☺
We discussed Ball Talk, where Nibs regaled us with stories about the Olympics and snowboarding and is so excited for March Madness – we’re going to start a pool so be checking back for updates when we get our chart set up! We then discussed Sarah’s ghostly encounter last weekend and Aaron weighed in with his educated (and creepy) opinions on what happened. Then the Four Loko kicked in, and Aaron drunkenly harassed Sarah and made lewd comments – it was glorious.
We ended the show with some karaoke that is pretty amazing, and picked the specific song because we had a story about people in the Philippines who are killing people who sing it. Oh, we are dangerous folks, we are.
Thanks for listening, we’ll talk to you all tomorrow!
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